“Locomotion” cum ‘Ibitha’ dance-floor queen, cum gay icon, Kylie Minogue is just days away from dropping a career-spanning orch-pop reworking of her 25 years as a performer dubbed The Abbey Road Sessions stateside, yet is already teasing press outlets she’s got her toe dipped in new material, telling Yahoo! omg! she wants to marry her “club-style tracks” with her “personal” ones. While elsewhere she joked she could be fired out of a cannon. True story. Which is kind of the only follow up to the Aussie’s Royal Choral Society and BBC Concert Orchestra-backed rendition of “Can’t Get You Out of My Head,” she just led this past September at the BBC’s Proms in the Park. Someone needs to write a screenplay for this dramatic pop-dinner theater spin, Minogue lacing:
There’s a dark secret in me
Don’t leave me locked in your heart
Set me free
