StarKid Productions - Different as Can Be Lyrics

You won't sleep on your tummy
You won't sleep on your back
We're quite a cocky couple, you agree?
We share some hands and fingers
And yet, the feeling lingers
We're just about as different as anyone can be

You like plotting at gardens
and I like plotting to kill
You think that you should rule the world
I think books are a thrill
Sipping tea by the fire swell
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
And you have no friends, hey! that's a surprise

I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me
We're different, different as can be

You're a sissy, a twat, a girl!
I'm the darkest of lords
I'm the bravest professor here
I won several awards
My new world is about to unfold
You got beat by a two-year old
I kill him this time through and through
Or you might just give him another tattoo

You really must agree
When you look at you and me
We're different, different as can be

I'll raise again and I rule the world
But you must help my re-new
For when I plan sucsee (prowail!)
Part of that world goes to you
When I rule the world I plant floowers
When I rule the world I have snakes
and gobblins and thestrals and a fleet of demetors and giants and werewolfs and all my death eaters (And Jane Austin novels~)
When I rule the world!

I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me
We're different, different as can be

We simply garantee
When you look at you and me
We're different, different as can be
It's a comedy of sorts, when you're bound to Voldemort
And I'm happy as a squirrel, long as I'm with Mr. Quirrel
We leave to slaughter and we murder Harry Potter

We're different, different
Different, different as can be