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Weird Al Yankovic

Living With A Hernia Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Polka Party

Help me out, dig All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones He took my trousers off, told me to cough Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss

Weird Al Yankovic

Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime. I still remember whe

Portugal. The Man feat.

Live in the Moment - "Weird Al" Yankovic Remix Lyrics

by Portugal. The Man feat. "Weird Al" Yankovic on album Live in the Moment ("Weird Al" Yankovic Remix)

My home is a girl with eyes like wishing wells I'm not alone but I'm still lone-lonely When I was young, always gold below the midnight sun Those days are done, but I'm still glowing Ooo, la-la-la-la

Weird Al Yankovic

Hit Me With A Rock Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Hit Me With A Rock When I was a little boy (When I was just a boy) And my mother would call my name (When I was just a boy) She'd say I had to be in the house by se

Weird Al Yankovic

The Weird Al Show Theme Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Running with Scissors

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city i

Weird Al Yankovic

Threes Company Perodie(not Weird al) Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Miscellaneous Threes Company Perodie(not Weird al) come and knock on our doors(2) well call the police on you (2) `Cause were the evil neighbors and were comming to you:() Well call the

Weird Al Yankovic

Weird Al - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hine

Weird Al Yankovic

I Love Rocky Road Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous I Love Rocky Road I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool, Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, And vanilla just lea

Weird Al Yankovic

I Lost On Jeopardy Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous I Lost On Jeopardy Ohhhhhh... I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV, Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D. I was tense, I was nervous, I g

Weird Al Yankovic

Theme From Rocky XIII Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Theme From Rocky XIII Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down

Weird Al Yankovic

Polkas On 45 Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Polkas On 45 [Jocko Homo/Devo] They tell us that we lost our tails, Evolving up from little snails. I say it's all just wind and sails. Are we not men, we are Devo. Are

Weird Al Yankovic

My Bologna Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous My Bologna Oooh, my little hungry one, Hungry one. Open up a package of my bologna. Oooh, I think the toast is done, The toast is done. Top it with a little of my bolog

Weird Al Yankovic

Nature Trail To Hell Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Nature Trail To Hell Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you, The most horrifying film to hit the screen. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop, An

Weird Al Yankovic

The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version) Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album The Essential 'Weird Al' Yankovic

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and

Weird Al Yankovic

Happy Birthday Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer You sho

Weird Al Yankovic

The Check's In The Mail Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat, have a drink Boy it's good to see you, what can I say? Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again Say, what was your name anyway? Well we're working on the probl

White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" By Chamillionaire, Lyrics

by "Weird Al" Yankovic feat. Krayzie Bone) on album The Essential Weird Al Yankovic

They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Look at me I'm

Weird Al Yankovic

Buy Me A Condo Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall to wall carpeting Get a wallet full o' credit cards I gonna buy me a condo Never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt Wit' de alligat

Weird Al Yankovic

She Never Told Me She Was A Mime Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous She Never Told Me She Was A Mime When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to change Sta

Weird Al Yankovic

Such A Groovy Guy Lyrics

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night And when I look in the mirror I'm-a such an awesome sight It makes me wanna kneel down and pray