by MC Lars, The MC Bat Commander of The Aquabats & Suburban Legens on album Greatest Hits

Billy built a robot in his parent's garage, because he had a list of problems that he needed to solve. He said, "I'm sick of the Hills, Laguna Beach is fake and whack. Let's party like it's '96 and br

by MC Lars feat. MC Frontalot and Jonathan Coulton on album This Gigantic Robot Kills

OG Original Gamer Sad as "Face of a Stranger" Dad found me on the steps of the video arcade Oprhan baby in a basket, seven pounds is all I weighed And before I learned to walk well I'd mastered Donke

by MC Lars feat. The MC Bat Commander & Suburban Legends on album This Gigantic Robot Kills

Billy built a robot in his parent's garage, because he had a list of problems that he needed to solve. He said, "I'm sick of the Hills, Laguna Beach is fake and whack. Let's party like it's '96 and br

by MC Lars on album 22 Concepts (But A Hit Definitely Still Ain’t One)

by MC Lars on album Lars Attacks!

I draw this comic and I honestly promise I never thought my characters would come alive I was astonished when they first started talking well I thought I was insane yo It was not a game no, they came

by MC Lars feat. Sage Francis on album Lars Attacks!

It's just another day in the left of an artist Searching for truth in the rhymes that I harvest Art is my savior, art is my crutch Art is my breakfast, my dinner and my lunch Painting poems on these w

by MC Lars And YTCracker on album The Digital Gangster

Lars: Welcome to the Wild Wild West Pecos Lars won't hesitate to put a slug in your chest Hard rhymer, 49-er, got my Remington Cocked I shot a man in Reno just to hear his heart stop (stop) YTCr

by MC Lars on album Lars Attacks!

[Intro] Some of my favorite people of all time, are from Brooklyn Jay-Z, Spike Lee, my Uncle Joel, Mel Brooks The Beastie Boys, Lou Reed, ODB Now - I'm not from Brooklyn but, this is my story Once up

by MC Lars on album Miscellaneous

Lars, you're on in ten minutes, you ready? I guess but I still gotta write some lyrics Aiight, just remember, it's crunk night In that case, I guess it won't be a problem This popular sub genre is br

by MC Lars on album Miscellaneous

Oh snap, you know this track is fly So get crunked up and don't ask why Post rap, post punk, post Kurt Cobain Post Kool Moe Dee post House of Pain Chuck D told me I had to be me So I bought the Publi

by MC Lars on album Miscellaneous

The following is an entirely fictional account Any similarities between people living or dead Is entirely coincidental Just kidding She fell from the sky On a black October night She wrote these funn

by MC Lars on album Lars Attacks!

[Intro] I got a new drum set, I'm testing it out Look what I can do mom - yo! So people always remember the good guys, but what about the villains? I-I-I've compiled a list of my favorite ones (turn m

by MC Lars Horris on album Miscellaneous

It's off the hook home slice, like a lucky fish All I wish is that you taste this like a Swedish dish It's the L A R S H O double R I S And I represent CV and yes, I must confess I'm back 2003 and th

by MC Lars And YTCracker on album The Digital Gangster

Intro: various dialogue intersperesed from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ Lars: I'm sitting by myself in Oneonta, New York Typing rhymes on my MacBook, getting to work I put my hea

by MC Lars And YTCracker on album The Digital Gangster

Lars: WaitÉ what's that noise? YTCracker, are those zombies? YT: Zombies in the studio! Lars: This is our horrorcore song because it has zombies on it. YT: It sounds like a horrorcore son

by MC Lars & ytcracker feat. Schäffer the Darklord and ZeaLouS1 on album Digital Gangster LP

Wait what that noise? YTCracker are those zombies? Zombies in the studio This is a horror-core 'cause it's got zombies on it It sounds like a horror-core song You know who should get on this track to

by MC Lars on album Radio Pet Fencing

It's off the hook home slice, like a lucky fish. All I wish is that you taste this like a Swedish dish. It's the L-A-R-S, H-O double-R I-S... and I represent CV, and yes I must confess: I'm back 2003

by MC Lars on album Radio Pet Fencing

It's off the hook home slice, like a lucky fish. All I wish is that you taste this like a Swedish dish. It's the L-A-R-S, H-O double-R I-S... and I represent CV, and yes I must confess: I'm back 2003

by MC Lars on album 2007-04-22: Cafe du Nord, San Francisco, CA, USA

It's off the hook home slice, like a lucky fish. All I wish is that you taste this like a Swedish dish. It's the L-A-R-S, H-O double-R I-S... and I represent CV, and yes I must confess: I'm back 2003

by MC Lars & ytcracker feat. K. Flay, Beefy, and MC Router on album This Gigantic Robot Kills

various dialogue intersperesed from: I'm sitting by myself in Oneonta, New York Typing rhymes on my MacBook, getting to work I put my headphones on and I hide behind the screen Because the world is m