by Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention on album One Size Fits All

Evelyn, a modified dog Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily Draped across the piano, with some surprise In the darkened room Where the chairs dismayed And the horrible curtains Muffled the

by Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention on album One Size Fits All

Zappa Frank One Size Fits All San Ber'dino She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato She's in love with a boy >From the rodeo Who pulls the rope on the chute When

by The Mothers of Invention on album One Size Fits All

Evelyn, a modified dog Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily Draped across the piano, with some surprise In the darkened room Where the chairs dismayed And the horrible curtains Muffled the r

by The Mothers of Invention on album One Size Fits All

She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato She's in love with a boy From the rodeo Who pulls the rope on the chute When they let those suckers go (Yeah-hey! Suckers!)

by The Mothers of Invention on album Absolutely Free / Over-Nite Sensation

A lot of people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom. They think: Oh, ah, what can I say? What can a person like myself say to a vegetable? But the answer is simple, my friends: J

by The Mothers of Invention on album Over-Nite Sensation

I couldn't say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes can't do it) Sh

by The Mothers of Invention on album Absolutely Free

Brown shoes don't make it Brown shoes don't make it Quit school, why fake it? Brown shoes don't make it? TV dinner by the pool Watch your brother grow a beard Got another year of school You're OK, he'

by The Mothers of Invention on album Playground Psychotics

Mark: "hi, friends. now just be honest about it, friends and neighbours. did you ever consider the possibility that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that size of the tities themse

by The Mothers of Invention on album Playground Psychotics

Martin: what do you do? you join the mothers and you end up working for zappa! and he makes you be a creep! you could have played the blues with john mayall, or far-out exciting jazz with blood, sweat

by The Mothers of Invention on album Playground Psychotics

Howard: ready, madge? fz: you have to feel like . . . art laboe howard: grow, little trees! Fz: it's spring, the time of the year when all things grow and little buds are sprouting off of them . . .

by The Mothers of Invention on album Playground Psychotics

Scum bag, scum bag scum bag, scum bag scum bag, scum bag scum bag, scum bag scum bag, scum bag scum bag, scum bag eh, yo, yeah, yo scum bag (gonna put all my posessions in a) scum bag (gonna shut my d

by The Mothers of Invention on album We're Only In It For The Money

What's the ugliest Part of your body? What's the ugliest Part of your body? Some say your nose Some say your toes (I think it's your mind) But I think it's your mind (Your mind) I think it's your mi

by The Mothers of Invention on album We're Only In It for the Money

What's the ugliest Part of your body? (Darling, when I . . . ) What's the ugliest Part of your body? (Darling, when I look in your eyes . . . ) Some say your nose Some say your toes (My dearest, my da

by The Mothers of Invention on album We’re Only in It for the Money

What's the ugliest Part of your body? (Darling, when I . . . ) What's the ugliest Part of your body? (Darling, when I look in your eyes . . . ) Some say your nose Some say your toes (My dearest, my da

by The Mothers of Invention on album We’re Only in It for the Money

What's the ugliest Part of your body? What's the ugliest Part of your body? Some say your nose Some say your toes (I think it's your mind) But I think it's YOUR MIND (Your mind) I think it's your mind

by The Mothers of Invention on album We're Only In It For The Money

A-ha-hah! Bwah-ha-ha! (Cough! Cough!) Ha ha ha ha! Nyah-ha-ha! Ha ha ha . . . Ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . Nyah-ha-ha-ha! Oh . . . Arbitrary! Nyah-ha-ha-ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha h

by The Mothers of Invention on album Weasels Ripped My Flesh

------------------------------------- At this very moment on stage We have drummer A playing in 7/8, Drummer B playing in 3/4, The bass playing in 3/4, The organ playing in 5/8, The tambourine playin

by The Mothers of Invention on album Weasels Ripped My Flesh

------------------------------------- At this very moment on stage We have drummer A playing in 7/8, Drummer B playing in 3/4, The bass playing in 3/4, The organ playing in 5/8, The tambourine playin

by The Mothers of Invention on album Weasels Ripped My Flesh

------------------------------------- At this very moment on stage We have drummer A playing in 7/8, Drummer B playing in 3/4, The bass playing in 3/4, The organ playing in 5/8, The tambourine playin

by The Mothers of Invention on album Weasels Ripped My Flesh

------------------------------------- At this very moment on stage We have drummer A playing in 7/8, Drummer B playing in 3/4, The bass playing in 3/4, The organ playing in 5/8, The tambourine playin