by Weird Al Yankovic on album Bad Hair Day

You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time? Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me Your hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty I don't know too many females Wh

by I Hate Luv Storys on album My Ultimate Bollywood Party 2012

I know you like me. you know I like you Let's get together girl. you know you want to I know you like me. you know I like you Let's get together girl. you know you want to Raat din aate jaate. honi h

by Weird Al Yankovic & Wendy Carlos on album Peter and the Wolf

Yankovic Weird Al Peter And The Wolf Peter And The Wolf Once upon a time - I think it was last Thursday, a boy named Peter opened the gate and went out into the big green meadow. On the branch o

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Yankovic Weird Al Uhf Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N They showed up on my doorstep Just a couple weeks ago. They looked so sweet and harmless. Tell me, how was I to know? They

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Yankovic Weird Al In 3d Mr Popiel I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (Operators are standing by. Ho

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Yankovic Weird Al Miscellaneous Let's Bomb Iraq (These lyrics are from ear so there might be mistakes) Lets bomb Iraq yet let's attack and my missles are a crusin' givin me a bruisin in Iraq. S

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Running with Scissors

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop... You know the place...

by Weird Al Yankovic & Wendy Carlos on album Peter and the Wolf

Yankovic Weird Al Peter And The Wolf Introduction (parody of "Peter And The Wolf" by Sergei Prokofiev) Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call, "Peter and the Wolf". Are you

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Yankovic Weird Al Polka Party Polka Party Contains music & lyrics from: Sledgehammer Sussudio Party All the TIme Say You, Say Me Freeway of Love What You Need Harlem Shuffle Venus Nasty Ro

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Yankovic Weird Al Miscellaneous Cabletv "Cable TV" I used to think my life was so empty, I used to think life was passin' me by. Well, I was just about ready To curl up and die. But then one da

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Little ditty 'bout Homer & Marge Her heart was as big as his stomach was large Oh yeah, they say, "Love goes on Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone" That's the story 'bout Homer & Marge Tw

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Miscellaneous Make My Boobies 1 More Size Oh boobie, boobie x2 Oh boobie boobie my chest was suppose to grow, my cleavage wasn't right no. My boobies boobies my breast are completely foe a

by Weird Al Yankovic & Wendy Carlos on album Peter and the Wolf

Yankovic Weird Al Peter And The Wolf Poodle The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast In pastures you might find it grazing It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least It's antlers are simply amazing Some

by Weird Al Yankovic & Wendy Carlos on album Peter and the Wolf

Yankovic Weird Al Peter And The Wolf Introduction - Carnival Of The Animals Part Two (parody of "Carnival Of The Animals" by Camille Saint-Saens) This is a new composition which features A ran

by Weird Al Yankovic & Wendy Carlos on album Peter and the Wolf

Yankovic Weird Al Peter And The Wolf Vulture The life of the Vulture is one long sick joke He hangs around waiting for something to croak And then picks the carcass right down to the bone Reminds m

by Marge/Homer/Weird Al Yankovic/Lisa on album The Simpsons - Testify - A Whole Lot More Original Music From the Television Series

... little diddie about homer and marge, her heart was as big as his stomach was large ohhh yeah they say love goes on, long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone hehehehe it would take a man of s

by Weird Al Yankovic & Wendy Carlos on album Peter and the Wolf

Yankovic Weird Al Peter And The Wolf Pigeons Pigeons are such reprehensible things Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing Which s

by Weird Al Yankovic & Wendy Carlos on album Peter and the Wolf

Yankovic Weird Al Peter And The Wolf Alligator Deep inside the merky swamp There lives the Alligator His policy is first to chomp And then ask questions later Although his lifestyle may seem cra

by Weird Al Yankovic & Wendy Carlos on album Peter and the Wolf

Yankovic Weird Al Peter And The Wolf Snails I've learned a few things in my life about snails They don't care for salt and they leave icky trails It's pretty darn hard to tell one from the udder An

by Weird Al Yankovic & Wendy Carlos on album Peter and the Wolf

Yankovic Weird Al Peter And The Wolf Cockroaches Some think the Cockroach is a pest But that's the insect I like best I love the way they run in fright When I turn on the kitchen light And when I