by The Vandals on album Peace Thru Vandalism (EP)

Ever Since my baby left me I found a new place to dwell It's down on the end of a lonely street Called Heart Break Hotel She left me in the gutter With mud on my face She left me in the gutter A tota

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall And the bells in the steeple too And up in the nursery An absurd little bird is popping out to say, "Cuckoo" (Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo) Regretfu

by The Vandals on album Look What I Almost Stepped In

I think I got a plan, we're gonna make a stand- Let's Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Stand up and be counted, get out of the house Take it to the streets, tell everyone you meet It's Go! go! Go!

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

Alright I saw this girl and she drove me wild She looked at me and I looked and smiled The cutest girl you could ever see I never dreamed that she'd go out with me We met at school so I asked her ou

by The Vandals on album Look What I Almost Stepped In

Congratulations, you're in love. The lonely nights are gone. But now you're making us all sick, the way you're carrying on Put you're tongue in you're mouth, keep you're hands of her ass It's an emb

by The Vandals on album Fear Of A Punk Planet

Kung Fu Movies Always showing we are going to China Town Living Large in the lap of luxury... China Town Mi casa es su casa welcome stranger, That's what they say in China Town. If you should

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

I'm kinda desperate. You might have sensed it From the tone of my voice. It's a disaster. I got no answers. I'm kinda left with no choice. I'm doing lotsa nothings Here with a lot

by The Vandals on album Look What I Almost Stepped In

I've watched you grow for all these years And shamefully admit I've loved to watch you blossom and it's awful hard to quit Feeling these feelings stirring up inside of me You nearly ar

by The Vandals on album Hollywood Potato Chip

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time I feel alive and the world it's turning inside out Yeah! I'm floating around in ecstasy So don't stop me now don't stop me 'Cause I'm having a good t

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

Every time I see her sweet face makes me wanna, gotta cut my throat No escaping or erasing her image that haunts me and taunts me again But the sun it never lies, just offers warmth and fills the skie

by The Vandals on album Slippery When Ill

Alligator skins, crocodile hides, good ol' boys, and their Southern brides City folk come for the lure of the bounty But they don't come back 'cause the sheriff of the country is Buford T. Jefferson

by The Vandals on album Fear Of A Punk Planet

You know Vicky that I love you You are programmed what to do Is it wrong to feel this way I could tell you what to say But late in the evening when it's starting to get dark her light sensors

by The Vandals on album Hollywood Potato Chip

This is my special moment, don't question me or disagree. I know that I have earned this, damnit I deserve this- do not fuck with me- it's my special time. And I'll seize this opportunity and sho

by The Vandals on album Hollywood Potato Chip

It has occured to me the reason fro my apathy, you think that I don't give a shit, it's just the opposite. Loss of humanity, suffering, and atrocity. I'm gonna join the fight, lets get this part

by The Vandals on album Hollywood Potato Chip

It couldn't be worse. From chorus to verse. It sounds like Korn but a little bit worse. Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess! On 90.7 it's bad 311. Evidently it's a hit. But it stinks to high heaven

by The Vandals on album Hollywood Potato Chip

Deception they lie and propaganda-ize. They prey on weakness from the seekers of a better fucking life and bleed them dry. Promise and faith to fucking hook the bait till they got you where they wan

by The Vandals on album Slippery When Ill

A thousand miles of desert- a million tons of sand A few less pounds of woman- a tired broken man A parching thrist that water couldn't quench My desert woman this frontier's only pearl How can I pene

by The Vandals on album Hollywood Potato Chip

The reason that I'm calling you is to let you know I thought it through, and after much debate in fact I guess I'll take you back. I've heard from friends you've moved around and maybe you have s

by The Vandals on album Look What I Almost Stepped In

Look at me now cuz I can't you stole my eyes you broke my cane, you killed my dog Running around in the black, my whole world's gone black You turned out the light and said "goodnight" I can't see

by The Vandals on album Hollywood Potato Chip

Acquiesce is to the plea. The decree is clear and binding. It's required that you integrate into the uniform and grand design. Just go along. You can't prolong it. The power it is way too strong.