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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous RealRadio 104.1 with polka music in the background] Hi This is "weird Al" Yankovic fresh off my Alapalooza World Tour When I'm not busy signing autographs Fightin

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous School Cafeteria - Version 1 Is it on? Okay 1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6 Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria It's got all the others beat It sells over four million burg

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous School Cafeteria - Version 2 Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria It's got all the others beat It sells over four million burgers a year Just think, that'

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Laundry Day You gotta keep 'em separated You like the latest fashions You'd like to keep 'em clean You take a trip every week to the laundromat Throw a load in th

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Gravy On You Well, I think you're obnoxious And I think that you stink I think you're a moron A slob, and a fink You're one of the biggest turkeys I know And that

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion [telephone dialing] Just eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Hi This is Al But you

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Dead Car Battery Blues One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay in my house like a jerk

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Born To Be Mild Get your program running Head out to the center Terminals are waiting For the data that you'll enter Everybody says that you're a nerd, but They

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Pigeons Pigeons are such reprehensible things Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing Which

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Shark The Shark is not a friendly fish That fact it's always proving It seems this creatures' favorite dish is Anything that's moving He'll chew your face off

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Unicorn The Unicorn is just a horse Accepting for its horn, of course The Unicorn is just a myth Which is to say, they don't exith

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Cockroachs Some think the Cockroach is a pest But that's the insect I like best I love the way they run in fright When I turn on the kitchen light And when I

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Finale It's getting late, so I suppose We should be drawing to a close Besides, my voice is sounding horse And even my rhymes are getting worse Poor Wendy's f

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Poodle The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast In pastures you might find it grazing It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least It's antlers are simply amazing Som

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Amoeba The Amoeba is so small you need A microscope to see one It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede, I'd rather see then be one They never sing or laugh or tal

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Alligator Deep inside the merky swamp There lives the Alligator His policy is first to chomp And then ask questions later Although his lifestyle may seem cr

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Harvey The Wonder Hamster Oh, Harvey, Harvey Harvey the Wonder Hamster He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal He just runs around on his hamster wheel Harvey, Harvey

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Fatter Fatter, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Fatter Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola Yogurt, butterscotch, granola Look at me, I'm fatter I'm fa

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Take The "L" Out Of Liver Take the L out of liver And it's iver

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Dr. Demento Radio Promo Hi This is "Weird Al" Yankovic and you're listening to the Dr. Demento show