by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Baby Got Jack Yo ULONDA! Check that home girl's butt out! Um hm girl! It's so flat! You tell it like it is IEESHA! She looks like one of them.....lawyer's gir

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous The Devil Went Down To Jamaica the devil went to jamaica he was lookin' to sell some weed he was doin' fine they were standin' in line it was excellent weed indeed

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Star Wars: The Saga Begins A long long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui Gon Jin Could talk the federation into may

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Born To Be Mild Get your program running Head out to the center Terminals are waiting For the data that you'll enter Everybody says that you're a nerd, but They

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Yoda Chant da din din da da din din da na tin tin na da din din da dit dit da terrigada dit na giggiteeta cut teeta guddygayna da terrigada dit na giggiteeta

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Polka Patterns Everywhere, I see them there, I stop and stare at patterns. I don't care, I must declare, I got a flair for patterns. On my hair, the clothes I wear, m

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Pigeons Pigeons are such reprehensible things Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing Which

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Finale It's getting late, so I suppose We should be drawing to a close Besides, my voice is sounding horse And even my rhymes are getting worse Poor Wendy's f

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Peter And The Wolf Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call, ``Peter and the Wolf''. Are you sitting comfortably? Are you!? Good, then let's begin

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Vulture The life of the Vulture is one long sick joke He hangs around waiting for something to croak And then picks the carcass right down to the bone Reminds

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Unicorn The Unicorn is just a horse Accepting for its horn, of course The Unicorn is just a myth Which is to say, they don't exith

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Alligator Deep inside the merky swamp There lives the Alligator His policy is first to chomp And then ask questions later Although his lifestyle may seem cr

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Amoeba The Amoeba is so small you need A microscope to see one It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede, I'd rather see then be one They never sing or laugh or tal

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Shark The Shark is not a friendly fish That fact it's always proving It seems this creatures' favorite dish is Anything that's moving He'll chew your face off

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Cockroachs Some think the Cockroach is a pest But that's the insect I like best I love the way they run in fright When I turn on the kitchen light And when I

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Poodle The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast In pastures you might find it grazing It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least It's antlers are simply amazing Som

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Snails I've learned a few things in my life about snails They don't care for salt and they leave icky trails It's pretty darn hard to tell one from the udder A

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Yankovic Weird Al Polka Party Polka Party Contains music & lyrics from: Sledgehammer Sussudio Party All the TIme Say You, Say Me Freeway of Love What You Need Harlem Shuffle Venus Nasty Ro

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Yankovic Weird Al Miscellaneous Let's Bomb Iraq (These lyrics are from ear so there might be mistakes) Lets bomb Iraq yet let's attack and my missles are a crusin' givin me a bruisin in Iraq. S

by Weird Al Yankovic & Wendy Carlos on album Peter and the Wolf

Yankovic Weird Al Peter And The Wolf Peter And The Wolf Once upon a time - I think it was last Thursday, a boy named Peter opened the gate and went out into the big green meadow. On the branch o