by The Vandals on album Look What I Almost Stepped In

You're on tour, I'm alone Wonder just what you did with your phone Try usin' it, I'm losin' it Never thought I'd lose you this way Quit the band, get off stage Come back home, start acting your

by The Vandals on album Slippery When Ill

Collecting dust inside that liquor store 'till you bought it for me A decanter full of whiskey in the image of the King The more I drank from it the less I saw of you That bottle's empty now and you a

by The Vandals on album Fear Of A Punk Planet

no respect - for a land-holding man - only scum - who pay when they can - free-loaders - that hate what i am - then beg me to fix their can - ugly harleys on the front lawn - i come by - to turn the s

by The Vandals on album Look What I Almost Stepped In

Most girls, I can't wait for them to leave And they're giving me the creeps by morning Most girls, make noises in their sleep, and I hate to watch them eat And their boring. You didn't rat when t

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues And it makes him sad Brings him down But not down enough to have the blues He's too white to have the blues He thinks he should be black to have the blues He's t

by The Vandals on album Slippery When Ill

With 800 pounds on 18 wheels After 800 miles you know how it feels To have your rear so numb you gotta poke it To see if it's still there Well it's one more load to one more town Only problem is they

by The Vandals on album Fear Of A Punk Planet

Aruba, Jamaica, ooo, I wanna take you Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama Key Largo, Montego baby, why don't we go Jamaica Off the Florida Keys There's a place called Kokomo That's where you wanna go

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

So you managed to get born But since then it's been downhill From the greatest expectations That the world might have You're lounging in your underwear Which makes your parents sad I don't know why s

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

Voices! you're letting voices tell you what to do When you yourself don't know Voices! you got one too, so let it out And let us know when you're feelin' all alone Well I know There are times when yo

by The Vandals on album Look What I Almost Stepped In

I'm awful sorry if she has ruined the night. I'll get her home and out of sight. That's my girl- the drunkest at the party. She lost her shoe and found the rum bacardi. There she goes- she fell dow

by The Vandals on album Hollywood Potato Chip

Let's go to the place where the food is really good - and my order's understood and they won't drown my food, yeah! - Get me to the seat, I wanna eat, - just a party of three Me! Me! Me! Yeah! - What

by The Vandals on album Fear Of A Punk Planet

Medium cheese, she is glad to take my order Long long way from that Lao-Viet border She fled the jungle, the evil Viet Cong Pizza Tran, orange county is where you belong Two long weeks in that lit

by The Vandals on album Slippery When Ill

Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin' Snake, and Mr. Cool - Went down to the blvd. To play they ass some pool - Illa Zilla Lady Killa - Imfa dance with you - Here go one woo - The def gang, the blind

by The Vandals on album Fear Of A Punk Planet

always speak my mind - the truth is what i say - i shout it out - in black and white - no smegging shades of gray - you've got to be defiant - that's what i always say - you'll never never hear my sil

by The Vandals on album Slippery When Ill

Well the eagle's been flyin' slow And the flag's been flyin' low And a lot of people sayin' that America's fixin' to fall Well speakin' just for me And some people from Tennessee We've got a thin

by The Vandals on album Fear Of A Punk Planet

it's the gay nineties and - you can't watch nothin' good - mindless pinko garbage - is all they make in hollywood - kung fu theatre, - now there's a show with class - like to find the guy - who cancel

by The Vandals on album Look What I Almost Stepped In

Children are lovely before they get ugly and learn to do bad stuff. Flowers are pretty before they get shitty and rot and turn to dust I heard that life is a wheel and you can't make it stop If you

by The Vandals on album Fear Of A Punk Planet

judy hates me, stepped on her cat i hate judy, she's gettin' too fat sally left me, i was gettin' kinda cold i left sally, she was gettin' kinda old oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say? tawan

by The Vandals on album Hollywood Potato Chip

Talking board- misunderstood What looked good on paper even looked better on wood A card game way out of control Divining what's to be while tempting fortune with the soul The table tilts the ligh

by The Vandals on album Look What I Almost Stepped In

Well, you came into this world naked, screaming and covered in blood who was there to wipe you off and give you your first hug? And it took a couple years to figure out how to not shit in your pants