by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Take Me To The Liver I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya Hope you like it I

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous We Got The Beef Had ourselves a little barbeque Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too Joe got the Fritos, Ernie got the stew So what did you bring We got the be

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital I see him most every day And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung This is what I hear him say You know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend He's never a chump or a tea

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Baby Likes Burping You know my baby likes burping You know my baby's kinda nauseating [burps] My little vulgar one is so gross 'Cause when I hold her in my arms

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous You Don't Take Your Showers You don't take your showers You don't use Ban Roll On Please don't come near me anymore I'll throw up on the floor because you make me il

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Flatbush Avenue Oy Oy Down on the street they got bagels And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst Not in the mood for Jack-

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Won't Eat Prunes Again It was just the other day When we went to Joe's Cafe Just to order up a couple steaks to eat But we noticed something wrong All the Worcest

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous The Ballad Of Kent Marlow You did a really rotten thing And let Scout take all the blame You wrecked his reputation And left that poor boy in shame Yeah, but now I

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Leisure Suit Serenade Wearin' old T-shirts and grubby jeans People say I look kinda odd Well, I'm never accepted in the social set 'Cause they say that I'm a clod

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Weird Al Yankovic Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came ba

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous What If God Smoked Cannabis If god had long hair and a goatee And if his eyes were pretty glazed If he looked spaced out Would you buy his story Would you believe h

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Holiday Greetings 1988 Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris this holiday season, please, let s

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous We're All Gay (Backstreet Boys) Yeh, We are on fire, We have desires, But one is that way, One backstreet boy is gay, But we don’t want to be mean, Since now he

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Iguana I could tell you a story about the Iguana But right at the moment I don't real

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Aardvark The Aardvark is really a curious creature If you're an ant then he's likely to eat ya Although his long nose makes him look rather hideous He's still

by WEIRD AL YANKOVIC on album Miscellaneous

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC Miscellaneous food medley as performed in 1985 - 11 Avocado, What makes you think you're so holy? You're gonna be guacamole before too long. Oh, you're a green one, You know th

by WEIRD AL YANKOVIC on album Miscellaneous

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC Miscellaneous food medley as performed in 1985 - 10 Baby, when we go to parties, I drink a buncha beer. Then my tummy starts a-grumblin' Feelin' queer. And then I feel like I

by WEIRD AL YANKOVIC on album Miscellaneous

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC Miscellaneous food medley as performed in 1985 - 07 Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, t

by WEIRD AL YANKOVIC on album Miscellaneous

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC Miscellaneous food medley as performed in 1985 - 06 I know to keep a woman satisfied. When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide. They're always in the mood for somethi

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Ugly Girl [Ken] Wanna go for a ride? [Barbie] Sure Ken! [Ken] Well forget it! [Barbie] I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl Said I have it, I should b