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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Weenie In A Bottle It feels like I've been alone too long, With no girls around My mamma's wondering. Thinking of some way, to release it. I looked in the kitch

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Ugly Girl [Ken] Wanna go for a ride? [Barbie] Sure Ken! [Ken] Well forget it! [Barbie] I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl Said I have it, I should b

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous School Cafeteria - Version 2 Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria It's got all the others beat It sells over four million burgers a year Just think, that'

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous School Cafeteria - Version 1 Is it on? Okay 1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6 Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria It's got all the others beat It sells over four million burg

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Matter Of Crust Some bread, you can get bargain-priced And every loaf you buy begins with a singular slice But you know it will go stale again Always does, its just

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Gravy On You Well, I think you're obnoxious And I think that you stink I think you're a moron A slob, and a fink You're one of the biggest turkeys I know And that

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion [telephone dialing] Just eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Hi This is Al But you

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Hit Me With A Rock When I was a little boy (When I was just a boy) And my mother would call my name (When I was just a boy) She'd say I had to be in the house by se

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous The Devil Went Down To Jamaica the devil went to jamaica he was lookin' to sell some weed he was doin' fine they were standin' in line it was excellent weed indeed

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Star Wars: The Saga Begins A long long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui Gon Jin Could talk the federation into may

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody) When you've get some weed and know where to smoke Take a tumb tack and an empty coke can! Put some holes in it and break up your butt

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Born To Be Mild Get your program running Head out to the center Terminals are waiting For the data that you'll enter Everybody says that you're a nerd, but They

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Polka Patterns Everywhere, I see them there, I stop and stare at patterns. I don't care, I must declare, I got a flair for patterns. On my hair, the clothes I wear, m

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Alligator Deep inside the merky swamp There lives the Alligator His policy is first to chomp And then ask questions later Although his lifestyle may seem cr

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Cockroachs Some think the Cockroach is a pest But that's the insect I like best I love the way they run in fright When I turn on the kitchen light And when I

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Finale It's getting late, so I suppose We should be drawing to a close Besides, my voice is sounding horse And even my rhymes are getting worse Poor Wendy's f

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Poodle The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast In pastures you might find it grazing It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least It's antlers are simply amazing Som

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Pigeons Pigeons are such reprehensible things Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing Which

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Vulture The life of the Vulture is one long sick joke He hangs around waiting for something to croak And then picks the carcass right down to the bone Reminds

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Amoeba The Amoeba is so small you need A microscope to see one It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede, I'd rather see then be one They never sing or laugh or tal