by The Dead Milkmen on album Soul Rotation

You start off in the womb, yeah, where it's nice and warm Thins are lookin' good, then it's time to be born The doctor yanks you out and slaps you on the butt And before you know it, your umbilical

by The Dead Milkmen on album Beelzebubba

I ran into a friend of mine Said he was gonna take some words and make them rhyme I said "You can fool some of them some of the time But you can only fool half them all of the time" And he said

by The Dead Milkmen on album Beelzebubba

Everybody's got nice stuff but me Everybody's got nice stuff but me Everybody's got nice stuff but me Everybody's got nice stuff but me Look at that girl she makes me sick She's got a wad of bi

by The Dead Milkmen on album Metaphysical Graffiti

Dean, hey there's a big airplane goin' by Rodney, get it, go, go Some recording guy, It's on the track Rodney, leave it, get it on the track Joe, get it, get it, catch it Dean, I got it You've

by The Dead Milkmen on album Eat Your Paisley

Your ears fell off in the parking lot Your blood's still drippin', God, I hope it clots You say you're okay but we know you're not Your eyes went crossed do you see spots? Well, I'm not sayin' t

by The Dead Milkmen on album Big Lizard in My Backyard

One, two, one, two One, two, three, four Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat

by The Dead Milkmen on album Big Lizard in My Backyard

Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and Solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane I don't wanna be on the beach, no

by The Dead Milkmen on album Metaphysical Graffiti

They calal me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie but now My life's a living hell cause CHORUS I tripped over the ottoman One too many times I tripped ove

by The Dead Milkmen on album Metaphysical Graffiti

(sound of match striking) Know that it would be untrue Know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you I didn't set your house on fire But it's just the way I am Have to take it for a fac

by The Dead Milkmen on album Miscellaneous

If I go to heaven, it'll probably be a slum And all the pretty angels just might be packing guns And if I see St. Peter will he hit me up for cash Will I find the road to Jesus or just lose him in the

by The Dead Milkmen on album Miscellaneous

One, two, three, four I don't wanna, I don't wanna Be a girl I don't wanna, I don't wanna Be in the world I don't wanna, I don't wanna Cut your hair 'Cause I don't wanna, I don't wanna Have to care

by The Dead Milkmen on album Miscellaneous

You'll dance to anything You'll dance to anything You'll dance to anything You'll dance to anything Oh, baby, look at you Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux How long'd it take to get that way? What a

by The Dead Milkmen on album Eat Your Paisley

Holland is ruled by Midgets Pope owns CBS Subway cars have been equipped with bars And they're cloning Rudolph Hess Samantha Fox, gone frigid The President's painted green Jesus Christ has bee

by The Dead Milkmen on album Eat Your Paisley

Happy is the bride The sun shines upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy You know that can't be true 'Cause I won't be happy Till I annihilate you Like some wo

by The Dead Milkmen on album Beelzebubba

Everybody hates Edie Brickell All my favorite shows are on TV All the restaurants serve my favorite food 'Cause now everybody's me Now my apartment's really crowded 'Cause I live there and I'm

by The Dead Milkmen on album Big Lizard in My Backyard

Mom and dad don't like me They say I'm mean and crude They tried to make me a good little boy By sticking downers in my food Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Fucked up w

by The Dead Milkmen on album The King in Yellow

Hangman! Is now lynch mob TV fun The game you played as a kid If you're a killer you'd better run 'cause the letters they're all hid Guess the death sentence phrase Before the last letter's dr

by The Dead Milkmen on album Metaphysical Graffiti

She's been tripping over the flowers in her garden The weeds are growing high She dropped her laundry off at school And hung her children on the clothesline to dry She's throwing trash in her sw

by The Dead Milkmen on album Big Lizard in My Backyard

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way? They're just a right wi

by The Dead Milkmen on album Beelzebubba

I know CIA is watching me I'm a target of the FBI and PMRC I do not sleep, I spend my nights worrying of satellites They put an eye into the sky and I did not tell the people why I do not sleep,