by Monty Python on album Monty Python’s Total Rubbish

Pet Shop Boys Actually What Have I Done To Deserve This? (With Dusty Spri You always wanted a lover I only wanted a job I've always worked for my living How am I gonna get through? How am I gonna get

by Monty Python on album Monty Python’s Total Rubbish

BARBER: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my

by Monty Python on album Monty Python’s Total Rubbish

Prof. jones: good evening. one of the main elements in any assessment of the medieval open-field farming system is the availability of plough teams for the winter plowing. professor tofts of the unive

by Monty Python on album Monty Python’s Total Rubbish

A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four (Spoken): Half-a-bee, philosophically Must ipso-facto half not-be. But half the bee, has got to bee Vis-a-vis its entity ... d'you see? But can a bee be said to

by Monty Python on album Monty Python’s Total Rubbish

Cleese: Tonight on " Who Cares" we examine the frontiers of surgery, and with us is the international financier and surgeon, Reg Le Crisp, and his most successful patient to date, the Elephant Mr Geor

by Monty Python on album Monty Python’s Total Rubbish

Customer: Morning, Waitress: Morning. Customer: What have you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon Egg and spam Egg, bacon and spam Egg, badon, sausage and spam Spam, b

by Monty Python on album Monty Python’s Total Rubbish

I'd like to have an argument, please. Certainly, sir. Have you been here before? No, this is my first time. I see. Well, were you thinking of taking a five minute argument or a course? Well, what's th

by Monty Python on album Monty Python’s Total Rubbish

BARBER: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my

by Monty Python on album Die Ultimative Chartshow - Die Erfolgreichsten Filmhits Aller Zeiten

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out

by Monty Python on album Super Movie Hits

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out

by Monty Python on album Fetenkult - Die volle Winterladung '98

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out

by Monty Python on album Die Stars und Hits des Jahres 1992

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out

by Monty Python on album Live at Drury Lane

BARBER: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my

by Monty Python on album The Final Rip Off

Linkman: Oh, err, and Sheila has just.eh... come back now with our projector from the shop, and some bacon, too. Thank you, Sheila. So now, back to our feature film, and, uh, some things for the week-

by Monty Python on album The Final Rip Off

Linkman: Hello, good evening and welcome to Election Night Special. There's tremendous excitement here at the moment and we should be getting the first results through any moment now. We're not sure w

by Monty Python on album Back of the Net! [Classic Football Anthems]

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out

by Monty Python on album Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album

Man: I wish those bloody bells would stop. Wife: Oh, it's quite nice dear, it's Sunday, it's the church. Man: What about us atheists? Why should we 'ave to listen to that sectarian turmoil? Wife: You'

by Monty Python on album Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album

I like Traffic lights (3x) No matter where they've been I like Traffic Lights (5x) But only when they're green He likes traffic lights(3x) No matter where they've been He likes traffic lights(3x) But

by Monty Python on album Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album

Newscaster: Rex Stardust, lead electric triangle with Toad the Wet Sprocket has had to have an elbow removed following their recent successful worldwide tour of Finland. Flamboyant ambidextrous Rex a

by Monty Python on album Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album

Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on And Mozart don't go shopping no more You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again And Elgar doesn't answer the door Schubert and Chopin used to chuckle and laugh W