by Dan Bern on album Hannukah Songs

First night I got a boat For playing in the bath Second night a numbers game Now I can do math Third night I got a train set Fourth night a new stuffed bear Fifth night I got a ticket to next su

by Reciprocal on album New Order of the Ages

Where was God and government when Satan had his reign? Nowhere Masterminds silently observing an orchestrated destruction Where were you the day the trade centers fell? Helplessly, the world wit

by Dan Bern on album Drifter

Three years before the surface of the earth was uninhabitable By human beings, I took a train To New York City, through the black hills of Ohio and the Pennsylvania hills of acid rain In those day

by Parachute on album The Way It Was

When the sun fell low in the blood red sky Every house called out as we passed them by She would grab my hand as the trees leaned in Oh I’m still racing home from the place I’ve been

by Dan Bern on album Fifty Eggs

I got big balls, big old balls Big as grapefruits, big as pumpkins Yes sir, yes sir, and on my really good days They swell to the size of small dogs My balls are as big as small dogs Well, it a

by Dan Bern on album Drifter

Six in the morning in my room at the Cecil Ninety four fifty a week stretches me out a little Six in the morning, it’s dope and Magnum, it’s Borrow me two bucks so I can get to work again I�

by Dan Bern on album Fifty Eggs

They looked for the missing link There's no missing link They'll never find the missing link There's no missing link We're not something You can figure out with an equation We are the genetic

by Dan Bern on album Fifty Eggs

Someday you'll walk where I am And then you'll see my footprints left in the sand I feel you moving in my wake So please try to learn from my mistakes Do not judge from where you stand Someday

by Dan Bern on album Fifty Eggs

Well, this bald-headed girl I know Sent me a tape of Bjork and Courtney Love And PJ Harvey Called it 'Brilliant Women' I put it in my car Heard it all the way down to the coast Normally, if left to

by Dan Bern on album Drifter

Back from my trip around the universe They need me to be quarantined but first Before all your questions, let me just expound Love makes all the other worlds go ’round Love makes all the other w

by Dan Bern on album Fleeting Days

Superman said, "I am weary" Superman said, "Let's go home" The trees were strung With crosses and with ribbons All the towns and churches Had been bombed Superman stood out in the rain Leaning up ag

by Dan Bern on album Drifter

Does green mean stop or go, is plastic good to eat Should I put a hat on my head or on my feet Tell me why a birthday comes only once a year I’m not from around here What do chickens dream abo

by Dan Bern on album Fleeting Days

Mississippi Delta shining like a National guitar Paul Simon wrote that song about Graceland While driving in his car Mark Cohn wrote that other one It was a big hit, it made Mark Cohn real I'm walkin

by Dan Bern on album Fifty Eggs

The day they found a cure for AIDS The day they found a cure for AIDS Everybody took one little pill and was okay The day they found a cure The day they found a cure for AIDS Everybody took one littl

by Dan Bern on album Fleeting Days

Are you gonna scribble in the dark with a marker? Or do you gotta have the latest pen? If you tell a good joke and somebody laughs Do we gotta hear it over again? If you give someone a present Is

by Dan Bern on album Smartie Mine

Baby love Baby love is what we got Baby love Baby love is what we got No good poetry coming from my mouth No neat chords ringing on ringing on ringing on My guitar Just baby love Baby love is what we&

by Dan Bern on album Fleeting Days

So many things to think about And if I really tried Einstein's theory of relativity Could keep my occupied But no matter what I do To keep great thoughts in my head Four little letters making

by Dan Bern on album Fifty Eggs

I remember Monica, at the U.S. Open Might have been sixteen, couldn't have been much more Answering some questions and giggling I'd never seen someone so alive on T.V. before Do you remember Monica,

by Dan Bern on album Miscellaneous

Sometimes I walk and wish L.A. were some small town in Monterey I close my eyes and ask the Gods to make those Cadillacs, dusty dogs I close my eyes and live, I close my eyes and live another day Som

by Dan Bern on album Fleeting Days

I would like to live forever With you and me as all the people All the roles would be defined Here's the church, here's the steeple But when I start to walk away I panic when I speak Don't m