by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD on album Genghis Khan vs. The Easter Bunny

How you gonna battle I invented hip hoppin My little tail swinging and my big ears flopping The Easter Bunny baby I deserve to be arrogant You ugly Rapist Pelt wearing barbarian Uuuu, what you gonna d

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD on album John Lennon vs Bill O'reilly

Help You're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy who could die of heart attack just in the shower You

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD on album John Lennon vs. Bill O’Reilly

Help You're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy who could die of heart attack just in the shower You

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Frank Sinatra vs. Freddie Mercury

Ho! What's wrong with your face? Baby, yikes! With those teeth when you're through there'll be no dust left to bite! Christ, newsflash, kid: this is show business! Show some class when you dress, shav

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Let me just step right in I got things to invent I'm an innovator baby Change the world Fortune 500 before you kissed a girl I'm a pimp you're a nerd I'm slick you're cheesey Beating you is Apple II e

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts I'm rich! I got fat stacks and super PACs We all know what went down in that 2008 election You're a decent politician with a winning complexion You'r

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & Alex Farnham on album Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven

Look what the cat dragged back from the dead Man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head I'm the next the next Michael Jackson You smell like Bette White, here's some aspirin You're catchin

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter, Epiclloyd & Colin Sweeney on album Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin

I'm big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty Let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice My victory more certain than

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Hulk Hogan & Macho Man vs. Kim Jong-il

Begin The name’s Kim Jong, I got a license to ill Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill Your body looks like a spray tan banana With a walrus mustache and a wack bandana I’m coming at y

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & Lisanova on album Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga

Oh boy Look what we have here A transvestite with a keyboard Trying to be freak of the year Your voice sounds like a rooster Having sex with a frog They put a lot of lipstick on you But you still look

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & MC Mr. Napkins on album Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking

When I apply my battle theory Minds are relatively blown" So take a seat Steve Oops — I see you brought your own! What's with your voice I can't frickin tell You sound like WALL-E Having sex with a

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted

You can't be starting with Lewis and Clark, 'Cause we cut a path through MCs like a walk in the park, Then give 'em back a whole stack of maps and accurate charts, Showing exactly where our footprints

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar

Iwisa, meet Caesar, he's a commander! Who thinks he can dance with cold men in the Savannah! When I go hand-to-hand with you, I go hammer! Knock over stone, wrap it up in its own banner! Send it back

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Jim Henson vs Stan Lee

Greetings, heroes! Stan Lee's here to battle! It's the mind behind The Hulk against the geek beneath the Fraggles! I'm just your friendly neighborhood writer man with a secret identity of a super MC W

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Deadpool vs Boba Fett

Oh, is it me? Well here's my first issue I barely even know enough about you to diss you But you guys honestly think that I'd screw this feud up And lose to the dude a huge toothy cootchie chewed up?

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Justin Bieber Vs Beethoven (feat. Nice Peter & Alex Farnham) - Single

Look what the cat dragged back from the dead man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head I'm the next Michael Jackson you smell like Betty White here's some aspirine you're catching Bieber

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album John Lennon Vs Bill O'reilly (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) - Single

Lennon: Help, you're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle! Why're you pissed off all the time, didn't your mom give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Billy Mays Vs Ben Franklin (feat. Nice Peter, Epiclloyd & Colin Sweeney) - Single

I'm big Ben Franklin and this shant be pretty, let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly. You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack. You're out of practice My victory's more certain th

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Albert Einstein Vs Stephen Hawking (feat. Nice Peter & MC Mr. Napkins) - Single

When i apply my battle theory minds are relatively Blown! So take a seat steve. Oh! I see you've brought your own Whats with your voice? I cant freaking tell You sound like WALL-E having sex with a sp

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. Snoop Dogg)

Sweet robes Obi, one too many days in the sun? Stop preaching homie teach your flock to convert some fun. I bring joy every year Man I represent cheer You represent sandles and a scraggly beard I'm fr