by Barenaked Ladies on album Maybe You Should Drive

The girl works at the store Sweet Jane St. Clair Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there It wasn't long before I lived with her I sang her songs while she dyed my hair Jane divided but I can't

by Barenaked Ladies on album Snack Time

There's a blueberry pancake flying in the sky I can see it, I can see it And there's a castle in the cloud and it's floating on by Can you see it? Can you see it? With my imagination I can see it Wit

by Barenaked Ladies on album Snack Time

Raisins come from grapes, people come from apes I come from Canada I came in first place in a nonexistent race To rebuild the Parthenon The Parthenon's in Greece or was it in Grease 2? I can't keep m

by Barenaked Ladies on album Miscellaneous

The streets are filled with Christmas cheer At least it's only once a year Perfect parcels tied with perfect bows And carols ringing in my ear Bundled up against the cold Lines wherever gifts are sol

by Barenaked Ladies on album Snack Time

I can eat pork 'til the cows come, come And cheese like it's going out of style I like just about every type of vegetable I like raisins and nuts and seeds and olives And pickles and fruit and beef an

by Barenaked Ladies on album All In Good Time

Goes to show not what you know But who you know, so's, you know I can go, flow, build the row, then throw the snow 'Fore the show, stay low, play it on a Dobro Oh, I tiptoe to and fro from Ontario My

by Barenaked Ladies on album Snack Time

Food party, food party Food party, food party Food party, food party Food party, food party party tonight yeah! Hey, great party! Oh yeah, everybody's here! Oh yeah, good to see you guys Yeah, thanks

by Barenaked Ladies on album Miscellaneous

God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay Remember Christ our Savior was born upon this day To save us all from Satan's power when we were gone astray Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfor

by Barenaked Ladies on album Non-Album Releases

I woke up this morning and I felt sick There's something inside me I felt it kick Something's gone wrong Something's gone wrong I got a bad headache I got the shakes Nothing seems to sooth this

by Barenaked Ladies on album Snack Time

I woke up this morning and everything was different Something was strange in the air I woke up this morning and everything was different I knew that the ninjas had been there I looked all around my b

by Barenaked Ladies on album Stunt

Alcohol, my permanent accessory Alcohol, a party time necessity Alcohol, alternative to feelin' like yourself O alcohol, I still drink to your health I love you more than I did the week before I disc

by Barenaked Ladies on album Gordon

I found my locker and I found my classes Lost my lunch and I broke my glasses That guy is huge! That girl is wailing! First day of school and I'm already failing This is me in grade nine baby, this i

by Barenaked Ladies on album Everything to Everyone

You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail An' all of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas But someone is sending me stationary

by Barenaked Ladies on album Everything to Everyone

Maybe it would be fun to get a new opinion Get a little work done and forget Maybe it would be cool if I rocked it old school Try to break a gold rule and a sweat Better than the first time, bet

by Barenaked Ladies on album Miscellaneous

Oh Hanukkah, oh, Hanukkah, come, light the menorah Let's have a party, we'll all dance the hora Gather round the table, we'll give you a treat Sevivon to play with latkes to eat And while we are play

by Barenaked Ladies on album Stunt

Now, I lay me down not to sleep I just get tangled in the sheets I swim in sweat three inches deep I just lay back and claim defeat Chapter read and lesson learned I turned the lights off while she b

by Barenaked Ladies on album Gordon

I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm not sore 'Cause you can see my face in the window of every store You can buy my lunch box, you can wear my clothes You can remember my name just as plain as the face

by Barenaked Ladies on album Gordon

Hello city Another night at the palace 'Cause there is nothin' else to do (Whoa oh, ah ha) The same people, the same drinks and the same music The same quicksand I think this Harbour Town is waist de

by Barenaked Ladies on album All In Good Time

Don't you know we lost? Sunk so low, we just called it off How an ordinary moment gets tossed More than ordinary woman's the cost Thought I understood Fought to buy the whole neighborhood You ought t

by Barenaked Ladies on album Stunt

With life just begun, my sleeping new son Has eyes that roll back in his head They flutter and dart, he slows down his heart And pictures a world past his bed It's hard to believe, as I watch you brea