by Jon Lajoie on album The League (Original Soundtrack)

Your body is perfect From head to toe There's never been one finer And it's because I love you so That I want to make you fat and stretch out your vagina Baby Only an Anchor Baby Can save a wanker lik

by Jon Lajoie on album The League (Original Soundtrack)

It's your birthday today what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain that five years ago on this day It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face And 9 months before that, magical d

by Jon Lajoie on album The League (Original Soundtrack)

Silent Night, Scary night, Krampus creeps up, To give you fright, You've been naughty, lazy and bad, So I'll steal you from your mommy and dad, Eat you piece by piece, Eat you piece by piece, Silent N

by Jon Lajoie on album The League (Original Soundtrack)

I'm Mr McGibblets saying hi to you There isn't a whole lot Mr McGibblets wouldn't do He'd scare you in the night and he'd hit you with his car He'd set fire to the forest, Bring a Gun into a bar He'd

by Jon Lajoie on album The League (Original Soundtrack)

Naginta, Naginta love my Naginta Naginta, Naginta check out my Naginta Naginta everyone one should hang with my Naginta It is so cool and awesome everybody should have one Naginta and Me! You just hav

by Jon Lajoie on album The League (Original Soundtrack)

It's hard to stay soft in a frightening world It's easy to lose control You stand tall like man But you're scared like a little girl You try to hide it but we all know You have a Fear Boner raging in

by Jon Lajoie on album The League (Original Soundtrack)

Pete's little tiny erect dick No one knew what to do with it Meeghan left 'cause she couldn't find it (couldn't find it) (couldn't find it) Pete's little tiny erect dick It's a quarter tall and a penn

by Jon Lajoie on album The League (Original Soundtrack)

Yo, This song's dedicated to a very confident woman That's right, this goes out to my sister in law, Jenny. She's proud of her pussy, her peach, her bearded clam is well groomed. Thinks that she's th

by Jon Lajoie on album Broken-Hearted

Girl, you broke my heart Left me for another Thought you were the one We'd be together forever But when you decided to cheat on me You were forgetting something All the videoes of you masturbating Tha

by Jon Lajoie on album The Best Song

This is the best song ever made in the world This is the best song ever made in the world Even some are really good But they're not the best songs ever made in the world It has a lot of good beats and

by Jon Lajoie on album Very Super Famous

Ah yeah, drop the beats In the planet of Earth, I am the most famous person of the world Everybody knows who I am, even the people who don't know who I am Because I am very super famous, super famous

by Jon Lajoie on album The Best Christmas Song

This is the best Christmas song that ever existed This is the best Christmas song that ever existed If you don't believe me, well, you should believe me Cuz this is the best Christmas song so listen t

by Jon Lajoie on album F**k Everything

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck. Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible. What?! (I don't a give a fuck...) About anything, fuck everyone and fu

by Jon Lajoie on album The League (Music from the Original TV Series)

Its yout birthday today What does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain That 5 years ago on this day It was the first timeyour parents saw your beautiful face And 9 months before thatmagical day Your

by Jon Lajoie on album Drinking Beer and Smoking Cigarettes (feat. Poisonous Perry Martel) - Single

It's party time I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes Do I like to party? The answer is yes I like drinking beers and smoking cigarettes And when it comes to getting down I am the best I don't h

by Jon Lajoie on album Non-Album Releases

We want topless women in our music videos We want pop stars acting like they're in a porno You know we want it and we gettin' what we ask for But when Miley does it we say "Oh my God No!!" Why's

by Fall from Grace on album The Romance Years

by Jon Brion on album Meaningless

Jon Brion Meaningless Ruin My Day Song: Ruin My Day Artist: Jon Brion (Lyrics: Jon Brion & Jeff McGregor) Album: Meaningless (2000) I know it’s today So I guess you could say one recovers It�

by Lil Jon on album Crunk Juice

[Intro: Lil' Jon and the East side Boyz] Yeah, Yeah... LiL' Jon and the east side boyz (thats right bitch) Suga free (suga free) Bad boy snoop dogg, oobie wassup girl And this nigga right here Sing it

by Lil Jon on album Crunk Juice

(featuring Elephant Man & Lady Saw) [Intro] [Lil Jon]: Yeah!!! [Elephant Man] (Lil Jon) Yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yiggy yiggy (What!!!) Yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yiggy [Lil Jon] (*Elephant