by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Take Me To The Liver I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya Hope you like it I

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory) Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Pac Man [Tax Man/The Beatles] (one, two, thray, four, one, two [nasal hocking sound]) I used to be a pinball freak That's where you'd find me every week But now i

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous We Got The Beef Had ourselves a little barbeque Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too Joe got the Fritos, Ernie got the stew So what did you bring We got the be

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Young, Dumb, and Ugly We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad..you better not get us mad Or we just might

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Belvedere Cruising Now, you won't find me braggin' 'Bout my big green station wagon Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin' Everybody knows that I wouldn't da

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

We all used to call him, Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't m

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital I see him most every day And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung This is what I hear him say You know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend He's never a chump or a tea

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Baby Likes Burping You know my baby likes burping You know my baby's kinda nauseating [burps] My little vulgar one is so gross 'Cause when I hold her in my arms

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous If I Could Make Love To A Bottle If I could make love to a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do I'd search the world over to find one that had the exact same c

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Pacman (one, two, thray, four) (one, two [nasal hocking sound]) I used to be a pinball freak That's where you'd find me every week But now it's Pacman Yeah it's

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous You Don't Take Your Showers You don't take your showers You don't use Ban Roll On Please don't come near me anymore I'll throw up on the floor because you make me il

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Fatter Fatter, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Fatter Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola Yogurt, butterscotch, granola Look at me, I'm fatter I'm fa

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Flatbush Avenue Oy Oy Down on the street they got bagels And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst Not in the mood for Jack-

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous The Ballad Of Kent Marlow You did a really rotten thing And let Scout take all the blame You wrecked his reputation And left that poor boy in shame Yeah, but now I

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Won't Eat Prunes Again It was just the other day When we went to Joe's Cafe Just to order up a couple steaks to eat But we noticed something wrong All the Worcest

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Nobody Here But Us Frogs Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues From my elbow down to my shoes So let's throw another fire on the logs Now we can go downtown

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Take The "L" Out Of Liver Take the L out of liver And it's iver

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Crampton Comes Alive Well, woke up this morning With a Big Mac in my hand What fries, whose fries Where's my Hot Apple Pies Must be a joke I can't believe there's

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Leisure Suit Serenade Wearin' old T-shirts and grubby jeans People say I look kinda odd Well, I'm never accepted in the social set 'Cause they say that I'm a clod