by Annoying Orange on album Epic Rap Battles of Kitchenry

Epic Rap Battles Of Kitchenry! Annoying Orange Vs. EM&EM Begin!!! Won't melt in your hand But I'll hand you a loss, see? Handily defeated by the candy family posse I got mounds of red hot rhymes, let

by Annoying Orange on album Epic Rap Battles of Kitchenry

Epic Rap Battles Of Kitchenry! Annoying Orange Vs. EM&EM Begin!!! Won't melt in your hand But I'll hand you a loss, see? Handily defeated by the candy family posse I got mounds of red hot rhymes, let

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood

I've got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw Defeat whole karate schools and motherfuckers with claws How can you talk more shit, with my fist in yo jaw? Don't need words to serve ya, im

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Philosophers East vs West

I'm coming off the Acropolis to start some pandemonium. Don't bring limp raps to a pimp slap symposium! The mad gadfly, philosophy was my invention! Rolling with the flyest nihilist, and me, their Fre

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD on album Gandalf vs. Dumbledore

You shall not pass I rap fast like Shadowfax Tom Riddle me this you bitch How’s your little wand Going to beat my staff? I leave mics in flames torched by Gandalf Touch mine, Dumbledore and scorch y

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye

sir issac newton Of all the scientific minds in history They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me? I'm a master, I discovered gravity! I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple tree You're no

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc

Let me guess, you're here to hate Well, you can stand in the autograph line and wait cause I'm all twerk, I got all day to spit harsh words in this French maid's face You died a virgin girl, who you t

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Blackbeard vs Al Capone

I come strapped with six pistols and a dagger Walk under the black flag with a scallywag swagger! Ain't no parrot on my shoulder and no rings in my ear I'm an irate pirate, real swashbuckling buccanee

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge

Wake up, Scrooge, I'm about to take a Dickens of a dump On this lonely, homely little miserable grump I'm like the star on a Christmas tree, you're like the stump I'm not known for my heart but you're

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD on album Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler

I am Adolf Hitler Commander of the Third Reich Little known fact: Also dope on the mic You are Vader, with your little boots and cape and helmet to cover up that burnt zss face You have the force to m

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter

Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling An infamous, notorious

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Dr Seuss Vs William Shakespeare (feat. Nice Peter, Epiclloyd & George Watsky) - Single

Come bite my thumb! I hope you know the stakes I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks? I hath been iambic on that ass, ye bastard My rhymes are cl

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Darth Vader Vs Adolf Hitler (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) - Single

I am Adolf Hitler Commander of the Third Reich Little known fact: Also dope on the mic You are Vader, with your little boots and cape And helmet to cover up that burnt ass face You have the force to m

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Master Chief Vs Leonidas (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) - Single

Leonidas Spartans! (Ho) Let's start this! (Ho) Show this petty officer who's the hardest! (Ho) The biggest mistake that you've ever made I'll toss you like a frag grenade I'll stomp you in the face W

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2

Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There'

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin

Darwin wants to battle? Doesn't seem like a fight But this should be fun I've yet to catch the ghost type Got the highest speed stat Drop raps lightning fast Open my pockets and go Charizard, on your

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley - Single

Oooh Elvis Presley as I live and breath You stole rock and roll Gave us rockabilly cheese You dance like an epileptic Nothing but left feet I've seen it every record you set Man I beat it Here's a tip

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Mario Bros. vs Wright Brothers

We're the Wright Brothers And there can't be no other We don't wanna cause trouble Are you looking for your lover? 'Cause your Princess is in our castle, now (Yeah, she's gone) We stayed up all night

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali

Why don't you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam? Cause you've got as much chance of beating me as LeBron I'm a flying machine, like the world has never seen! You can fight one man? I can drive th

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD on album Captain Kirk vs. Christopher Columbus

Arrivederci I'mma leave before this battle begins Cause we both know in the end which of these captains gonna win I’ll show you how a real explorer handles a situation I’ll beat you so bad they�