by John Williamson on album Old Man Emu

Let me tell you of an interview with an Old Man Emu He's got a beak and feathers and things, but the poor old fella ain't got no wings "Aren't you jealous of the wedge-tail eagle?" - dom ba da little

by John Williamson on album Old Farts In Caravan Parks

We had a cat His name was Bill He caught our budgie on the window sill One holy day, one sunday morn Left only feathers on our back lawn Oh no Bill, you can't do that You silly pussy, you stupid cat S

by John Williamson on album Old Farts In Caravan Parks

My Dad snores, does yours? My Grandpa snores too Through walls and doors It rumbles right through M’Mum’s nearly goin’ insane Though she kicks him again and again What are we going to do Your Da

by John Williamson on album Miscellaneous

Hey, true blue Don't say you've gone Say you've knocked off for a smoko And you'll be back later on Hey, true blue Hey, true blue Give it to me straight, face to face Are you really disappearing Just

by John Williamson on album Old Man Emu

Things'll never be the same in Port Lincoln Since they rolled the cameras there Roll up and be a movie extra Take it lightly if you dare Give the man a uniform Give the man a gun He's your younger br

by John Williamson on album Old Farts In Caravan Parks

by John Williamson on album Warragul

You can almost touch the ocean Shimmering in the distant haze, As you stand there on the mountain On this loveliest day of days. Round half the world you've drifted Left no wild oats unsown, Bu

by John Williamson on album Miscellaneous

I've been around the world A couple of times or maybe more I've seen the sights, I've had delights On every foreign shore But when my mates all ask me The place that I adore I tell them right away Gi

by John Williamson on album Old Farts In Caravan Parks

Havin a barbie by the river With no one else around A tropical honeymoon Knockin a Four X down She was standin in the water Eatin a pumpkin scone When CRUNCH! she was gone They were doin the crocodil

by John Williamson on album Mallee Boy

Pastel red to burgundy and spinifex to gold, we've just come out of the Mulga where the plains forever roll. And Albert Namatjira has painted all the scenes, And a shower has changed the lustre of his

by John Williamson on album Miscellaneous

I’ll see ya later mate I’m headin’ up to Darwin Gonna see Kakadu Gonna take my woman I haven’t been through there since Cyclone Tracy And it should be an amazing day And I’ll see ya l

by John Williamson on album Gunyah

There's a story is it true The kiwi has a brother The Aussies calls him emu He runs around Uluru They’ve been mates that wingless pair Tho ones up here and ones down there A pair of Anzacs stu

by John Williamson on album Chandelier Of Stars

To hear your voice, to see you smile To sit and talk to you awhile To be together the same old way That would be our greatest wish today To hear you laugh, to hear you cry Or just a chance to sa

by John Williamson on album Waratah St.

by John Williamson on album Old Farts In Caravan Parks

by John Williamson on album Pipe Dream

Shes my mother, she's my aunty, she is many that I've known The backbone of the bush, where country kids have grown She's raised and she's nurtured those children of her own While her man does his

by John Williamson on album Mallee Boy

Well it cost me thirty bucks to fix my budgie, When the little blighter only cost me five. The veterinary surgeon saw me coming, But I had to keep my feathered friend alive; He was shaking on his pe

by John Williamson on album Home Among The Gumtrees

Why don't you get out of it with me I hope there's nothing wrong In the way I turn on in your company I hope you don't mind that I'm off my face over you 'Cause if you turn me away I don't know what

by John Williamson on album The Way It Is

Been there since I was born That celebrates its age without fear I touch the velvet petals And smell the breath of angels And pick the purple roses every year Now you think you're passed your prime m

by John Williamson on album Road Thru The Heart

Hey, did you ever wake up in the morning On the wrong side of the bed I bit confused and yawning You go straight out the back to your shed Yeah, all Australian boys need a shed A place where he can g