by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Wannabe Stromtrooper I gotta get off this planet Tatooine is such a hell hole Why the hell do I even bother? I ain't got no future here I probably spend the rest

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous RealRadio 104.1 with polka music in the background] Hi This is "weird Al" Yankovic fresh off my Alapalooza World Tour When I'm not busy signing autographs Fightin

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Well, I stare at myself in the mirror When I wake up every morn And I marvel at how great I've been Since the day that I was bo

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Holiday Greetings 1987 Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say: Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Hello,

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Dead Car Battery Blues One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay in my house like a jerk

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Peter And The Wolf Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call, ``Peter and the Wolf''. Are you sitting comfortably? Are you!? Good, then let's begin

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Straight Outta Lynwood White and nerdy They see me mowin'... my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Ridin' in the bus down the boulevard And the place was pretty packed, yeah Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand With the perverts in the back It was smellin' like a locker room There was junk all o

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Trigger Happy Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night There's no feeling any greater

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous You Don't Love Me Anymore We've been together for so long But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone a

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Polka Your Eyes Out Rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's true Rock the cradle of love I rocked the cradle

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Hooked On Polkas [12th Street Rag/Euday L. Bowman] You're takin' to me good, Just like you know you should. You get me on my knees, Please, baby, please. [State

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

You can watch Mr. Rogers You can watch Three's Company And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game Or The Addams Family I say, you can watch Barney Miller And you can watch your MTV And you can wat

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Hey Lucy, I'm home Oh Ricky, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind Hey Ricky, hey Ricky Oh Lucy, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind Hey Lucy, hey Lucy Oh Ricky, you're so fine

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall to wall carpeting Get a wallet full o' credit cards I gonna buy me a condo Never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt Wit' de alligat

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Alternative Polka Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey! I am I am

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Frank's 2000" TV Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery tru

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

There's a sale on our gabardine suits today They're all thirty percent off from yesterday There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need We've got every

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Chicken Pot Pie When we were young, Bernie's deli was down the block. He made a great liver pate. (You know he did. You know he did. You know he did.) But if there

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off Well, I went