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Jon Lajoie

I Kill People Lyrics

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some of This?

Did you miss me? Aww yeah, what? What? MC Vagina is right back in this bitch 2009 is the year I recoded this song Still not loving police Still got love for the Vaginal crease Player haters beware bec

Jon Lajoie

Radio-Friendly Song Lyrics

by Jon Lajoie on album I Kill People

Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo So you try to change the station but it's playing on every one A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a f*cking moron

Jon Lajoie

E=MC VAGINA Lyrics

by Jon Lajoie on album Compilation

Ah yeah, I'm back bitches. Women are equal and they deserve respect Just kidding, They should suck my dick. Vagina What! Vagina What! I wanna have sex with your vagina! Uhh! Vagina What! Vagina What

Jon Lajoie

Show Me Your Genitals Lyrics

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some Of This?

Women are stupid, and I don't respect them, That's right, I just have sex with them, Show me your genitals, your genitals, (What!) Show me your genitals, (Your genitalia!) Show me your geni

Jon Lajoie

Pop Song Lyrics

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some Of This?

Girl I'm a sexual attractive man That makes me a good artist This is my new single I hope you like it Wealthy men hired me To sing this song That they wrote for me They're investing in This

Jon Lajoie

High As Fuck Lyrics

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some Of This?

Have you ever watched the sun go down? And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round Have you ever been high as fuck? You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself And your do

Jon Lajoie

Potty Training Song Lyrics

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some Of This?

Hello boys and girls, It's time to learn about potty time. Do you feel a ca ca in your bum-bum or a pee-pee in your wee-wee? Well, come along and sing with me Poo-poo comes out of your bum And i

Jon Lajoie

Stay At Home Dad Lyrics

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some Of This?

I'm a stay at home dad I'm on paternity leave I'm a stay at home dad It's just the baby and me I'm a stay at home dad While my wife's at work I got a bottle in my hand A

Jon Lajoie

Why Did You Leave Me Lyrics

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some Of This?

Why did you leave me girl I don't understand.... Is it because i killed your dad... Oh it is Oh. I guess that sorta makes sense So you wanna stay friends?

Jon Lajoie

Everyday Normal Guy Lyrics

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some Of This?

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... Nothing special about me Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy... When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka I am just a regular every

Jon Lajoie

2Girls1Cup Song Lyrics

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some Of This?

How do you show someone you love That they are the one So many ways to express love It's hard to choose just one How you gonna do it Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug, Some lesbi

Jon Lajoie

Cold Blooded Christmas Lyrics

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some Of This?

It was late at night on Christmas eve I was dreaming of the soft white snow I was awoken by a noise near the Christmas tree What it was i did not know It was Santa clause he was bringing me some gift

Jon Lajoie

I Don't Understand Lyrics

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some Of This?

I don't understand Can somebody tell me whats going on Why is there a drunk Chinese man Doing push ups in my front lawn And why's he wearing lipstick?

Jon Lajoie

Sunday Afternoon Lyrics

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some Of This?

Ladies and Gentlemen get off the dance floor and start doing your chores! IT'S SUNDAY AFTERNOON! It's Sunday Afternoon and there are a few things that I have to do, and I'm gon do em,

Jon Lajoie

Song For Britney Lyrics

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some Of This?

Britney, I can feel your sadness. The world is filled with madness, and everybody takes it out on you and there’s nothing you can do but girl I want you to know that I’m not one of those b