by The Vandals on album Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live

Hey, homes, don't front my set hey, homes, don't front my set word! you fudge with me, you fudge with the crew word! the dumbest thing you'll ever do word! don't front my set, coz we got power word! i

by The Vandals on album Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live

The city council met last night the vote was one to six Denying access to our town by TV's "G.E. Smith" The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen She dreamed that ugly fucker's face popped

by The Vandals on album The Vandals Play Really Bad Original Country Tunes

I often close my eyes And I can see you smile You reach out for my hand And I'm woken from my dream Although your heart is mine It's hollow inside I never had your love And I never will And every nig

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

The Vandals Miscellaneous Happy Birthday To Me It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to - Fuck you it's my birthday. - A special holiday only for me, so do what I say, - it's my party, I'll make yo

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

The Vandals Miscellaneous An Idea For A Movie I got an idea for a movie, - and it goes like this - (Check it out) It's about a boy who gets his finger caught - In a bottle of Mr. Pibb - And they go on

by THE VANDALS on album Miscellaneous

THE VANDALS Miscellaneous Soccer Mom Album: Internet Dating Superstuds (2002) Gliding across the lawn, oranges and Evian. And pizza right after the game. Just tell me where and when, Volvos and coll

by THE VANDALS on album Miscellaneous

THE VANDALS Miscellaneous I Can't Wait Album: Internet Dating Superstuds (2002) Well I know it's gonna happen so I wait for it to happen cuz it never doesn't happen to- me. And you're giving me a he

by The Vandals on album When In Rome Do As The Vandals

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

The Vandals Miscellaneous Kick Me Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of shit - an animal on hand outs from an evil government - I've always been a nobody, - I'll never be a somebody, - unless I

by THE VANDALS on album Miscellaneous

THE VANDALS Miscellaneous Appreciate My Honesty Album: Internet Dating Superstuds (2002) I used to take you out nearly every night. Acting interested in everything you like. Painfully pretending you

by THE VANDALS on album Miscellaneous

THE VANDALS Miscellaneous Little Weirdo Album: Internet Dating Superstuds (2002) The little weirdo down the street says he's making a rocket ship with household items, so we can't find him. Igloo co

by The Vandals on album Hollywood Potato Chip

The Vandals Hollywood Potato Chip I Am Crushed oh i am crushed and i am devastated and comtomplating suicide but i dont have the nerve and whats the rush it all should end real soon and so i just kee

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

The Vandals Miscellaneous OK Hey buddy how you doin' today? Thanks a lot buddy I'm doin' OK. How bout you, you doin' all right? Well I got into a fight my girl left last night. That's rough gu

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

The Vandals Miscellaneous Cafe 405 Watching her at the mall she don't know me at all - Hope no employee over hears - Think I'm in love with you Red, Yellow, White, & Blue - Seems I've been watching he

by THE VANDALS on album Miscellaneous

THE VANDALS Miscellaneous Disproportioned Head Album: Internet Dating Superstuds (2002) If my body was twice the size it was then I might look alright but I don't because, I've got a disproportioned

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

The Vandals Miscellaneous Change My Pants I don't wanna change my pants - Not gonna change my pants - I'll Never change... - I'm on fire tonight - my pants are fitting right - Gonna rock & roll tonigh

by THE VANDALS on album Miscellaneous

THE VANDALS Miscellaneous We'll All Get Laid Album: Internet Dating Superstuds (2002) Well it's a great big world that's filled with disappointment. We're maggots in the ointment just squirming to g

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

The Vandals Miscellaneous Get In Line First you get in line. - And then you're in the line. - And then you wait in line. - And then it's almost time. - To get on to the ride - Up, up, up, up, up, up,

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

The Vandals Miscellaneous Canine Euthenasia I'm gonna miss you buddy, - you were the best pal in the world - I feel real bad - cuz your going away - but things will be better in the other world - when

by The Vandals on album Miscellaneous

The Vandals Miscellaneous Ape Shall Never Kill Ape Just a grunt in a bind in his homeland - Taking orders from a very very bad man - Just yer average Dieter, Helmut, or a Bertrand - I can waste him 'c