by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June I ache for you my darling and I hope you

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

The most interesting thing about King Charles, the first Is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign But only 4 foot 8 inches tall at the end of it because of Oliver Cromwell, Lord P

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick So t

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

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by Monty Python on album Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album

This record has been skillfuly crafted by british comedians using ancient well-worn classical hand-tooled jokes. It has been specially designed to sit at the back of your record collection amongst the

by Monty Python on album Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album

This record has been skillfuly crafted by british comedians using ancient well-worn classical hand-tooled jokes. It has been specially designed to sit at the back of your record collection amongst the

by Monty Python on album Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album

This record has been skillfuly crafted by british comedians using ancient well-worn classical hand-tooled jokes. It has been specially designed to sit at the back of your record collection amongst the

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Lovely Spam Lovely Spam Lovely Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

All things dull and ugly All creatures short and squat All things rude and nasty The Lord God made the lot Each little snake that poisons Each little wasp that stings He made their brutish venom He m

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Lead pirate: full speed ahead, mr. cohen! up, up, up your premium. up, up, up your premium. scribble away! up, up, up your premium. and balance the books. up, up, up your premium. scribble away! up, u

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too I love to hear you oralise When I'm between your thighs you blow me away Sit on my face and let my lips em

by Monty Python on album Beauty Style

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I work all day He's a lumberjack and he's okay He sleeps all night and he works all day I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the laboratory On

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings (Again) (Deluxe)

BARBER: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings (Again) [Deluxe Version]

BARBER: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings (again)

BARBER: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings (again)

BARBER: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings (again)

BARBER: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings (Again) [Deluxe Version]

BARBER: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

BARBER: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my