by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Baby Got Jack Yo ULONDA! Check that home girl's butt out! Um hm girl! It's so flat! You tell it like it is IEESHA! She looks like one of them.....lawyer's gir

by Weird Al Yankovic on album The Essential 'Weird Al' Yankovic

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer You sho

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous It's Still Billy Joel To Me What's the matter with the song he's singing? Can't you tell that it's pretty lame? After listening to a couple albums well it all

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (Operators are standing by, how does that make you feel?) Help me Mr

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Traffic Jam Carbon Monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio's broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat, have a drink Boy it's good to see you, what can I say? Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again Say, what was your name anyway? Well we're working on the probl

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Bad Hair Day

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Since You've Been Gone Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod li

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Young, Dumb & Ugly We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad Or we just might t

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Since You're Been Gone Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod li

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC Miscellaneous your horoscope 4 today AQUARIUS! There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus! Fill that void in your pathetic life by playin

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Poodle Hat

Weird Al Yankovic Poodle Hat Genious In France I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory) Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Young, Dumb, and Ugly We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad..you better not get us mad Or we just might

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Belvedere Cruising Now, you won't find me braggin' 'Bout my big green station wagon Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin' Everybody knows that I wouldn't da

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Fatter Fatter, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Fatter Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola Yogurt, butterscotch, granola Look at me, I'm fatter I'm fa

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Crampton Comes Alive Well, woke up this morning With a Big Mac in my hand What fries, whose fries Where's my Hot Apple Pies Must be a joke I can't believe there's

by The Simpsons feat. Weird Al Yankovic on album The Simpsons: Testify (Music From the TV Series)

Homie I tried to tell you how i feel But i can't find the right words Maybe he can Weird Al Yankovic! Homer Marge wrote me about what happened and soon as her cheque cleared i was on the first reasona

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Constipated (AAvril Lavigne "Complicated" parody) Uh huh Extra cheese. Uh huh. Uh huh. Save a peice for me. Pizza party at your house. I went, just to check it o

by WEIRD AL YANKOVIC on album Miscellaneous

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC Miscellaneous food medley as performed in 1985 - 03 The first steak I ordered, It wasn't very hot. I had to send it back, Let 'em have one more shot. But the second steak I order