by Monty Python on album Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album

This record has been skillfuly crafted by british comedians using ancient well-worn classical hand-tooled jokes. It has been specially designed to sit at the back of your record collection amongst the

by Monty Python on album The Instant Monty Python CD Collection

Brian ... the babe they called Brian Grew ... grew grew and grew, grew up to be A boy called Brian A boy called Brian He had arms and legs and hands and feet This boy whose name was Brian And he grew

by Monty Python on album Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album

This record has been skillfuly crafted by british comedians using ancient well-worn classical hand-tooled jokes. It has been specially designed to sit at the back of your record collection amongst the

by Monty Python on album The Ultimate Monty Python Rip Off

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour, That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, A sun that is the source of al

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

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by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on, And Mozart don't go shopping no more. You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again, And Elgar doesn't answer the door. Schubert and Chopin used to chuckle and laug

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four... Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see? But can a bee be said to b

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I work all day He's a lumberjack and he's okay He sleeps all night and he works all day I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory On W

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian', He grew,... grew, grew, and grew-- Grew up to be-- grew up to be A boy called 'Brian'-- A boy called 'Brian'. He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet, Thi

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

All things dull and ugly All creatures short and squat All things rude and nasty The Lord God made the lot Each little snake that poisons Each little wasp that stings He made their brutish venom He m

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel And Witt

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're Knights of th

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Why are we here, what's life all about? Is God really real, or is there some doubt? Well tonight we're going to sort it all out For tonight it's the meaning of life What's the point of all this hoax?

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

There are Jews in the world, there are buddhists There are Hindus and Mormons and then There are those that follow Mohammed, But I've never been one of them I'm a Roman Catholic And have been before I

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why... I like Chi

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Finland, Finland, Finland The country where I want to be Pony trekking or camping Or just watching TV Finland, Finland, Finland It's the country for me You're so near to Russia So far from Japan Quit

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June I ache for you my darling and I hope you

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Lead pirate: full speed ahead, mr. cohen! up, up, up your premium. up, up, up your premium. scribble away! up, up, up your premium. and balance the books. up, up, up your premium. scribble away! up, u

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick So t

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

The most interesting thing about King Charles, the first Is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign But only 4 foot 8 inches tall at the end of it because of Oliver Cromwell, Lord P