by Too Much Joy on album ...finally

You're no Uma Thurman Then I'm no movie star Neither of us is strong But we can still split a car We will never be famous And we'll never have kids And even we won't remember Half the shit that we di

by Too Much Joy on album ...finally

I guess we should be getting back Do you think that they’re keeping track? I’ll probably blow this if I speak But here I go, you know I’m so weak, I’m so weak I’m so weak, the world is for

by Too Much Joy on album Cereal Killers

Some people think that they’re in commercials Some people treat you like you don’t exist Sometimes I’d like to go to a McDonald’s Shoot some people as they walk in my sights All the same I’d

by Too Much Joy on album Cereal Killers

Every village has to have an idiot Some harmless monster to soak up all our fears Ours hangs at the Hartsdale Cheesery Writing down the license of every car he sees Lots of stories how he got that wa

by Too Much Joy on album Mutiny

I'm gonna stay at home tonight I really dig this book Ain't gonna answer the phone at all tonight I'll teach myself how to cook Stay at home Stay at home Lots of invitations if I wanted ‘em Lots of

by Too Much Joy on album Green Eggs and Crack

She was visiting a cousin or someone I'm with the only friend that I could find She's just as close as that pay phone I'll call collect, she won't mind I'll make fun of her ex-boyfriend I'll ask her

by Too Much Joy on album Miscellaneous

It's not important This stuff that I'm afraid of I've got a bugle someplace Let's get a parade up We're near the water I know a guy, a guy with a boat It doesn't have any motor We could just sit, sit

by Too Much Joy on album Miscellaneous

Gonna feel like hell tomorrow So I won't go to sleep tonight Na na na na na na sorrow Everything's gonna be all right I am invincible I have no fear I am benevolent I am the king of beers Yeah, I lo

by Too Much Joy on album Miscellaneous

All the girls in the music biz Have credit cards they subscribe to MS And they only want to fuck Long haired guys from England There's this girl at my record company I dig her but she doesn't like me

by Too Much Joy on album Miscellaneous

At the $5.99 buffet In Reno on thanksgiving day Nobody seemed to care Why anyone else was there Me and my buddy Jay Watched bad cover bands play Got little drinks for free Kept betting on twenty-thre

by Too Much Joy on album Miscellaneous

All my clothes were dirty So I threw them all away Time for some new ones anyway I'd like to rob a bank, I'd like some help I feel like I'm trapped in a book About someone else I'm just sitting here

by Too Much Joy on album Miscellaneous

There's no one famous from my hometown Unless you count one astronaut Who's never been to space And probably never will But he's our hero still Must be tough on the astronauts I bet they get bored ea

by Too Much Joy on album Miscellaneous

So she said fuck this town Nothing's ever going down Spun herself round and round Drilled herself into the ground Twenty kids fell in that hole Twenty-one out of control She crawled right inside my b

by Too Much Joy on album Gods & Sods

Say my name, say my name If no one is around you, say, "Baby I love you" If you ain't runnin' game Say my name, say my name You acting kind of shady, ain't callin' me baby Why the sudden change? Say

by Too Much Joy on album Gods & Sods

We want to multiply, are you gonna do it? I know you qualify, are you gonna do it? Don't be so circumscribed, are you gonna do it? Just get yourself untied, are you gonna do it? Feel the heat pushing

by Too Much Joy on album Besides

It's not important This stuff that I'm afraid of I've got a bugle someplace Let's get a parade up We're near the water I know a guy, a guy with a boat It doesn't have any motor We could just sit, sit

by Too Much Joy on album Besides

Take a lot of drugs You owe yourself some fun Drink a lot of beer I won't tell no one Have a lot of sex Leave on all the lights Play a lot of pool Ignore the change in time When the world ain't your

by Too Much Joy on album Son of Sam I Am

I Just Found Out That I'm Fuckin' With A Bad Dog But The Beast In Me, She Know How To Train A Bad Dog Woof! Like A Bad Dog Sit! And Be A Good Dog Or Imma' Put You Down Bang! Bang! Like A Bad Dog Oooo

by Too Much Joy on album Cereal Killers

It’s raining today Left my car window open There’s no place to park It’s Christmas, Christmas time again All the kids are crying In this stupid mall Nothing that I’m buying Makes any sense at

by Too Much Joy on album Gods & Sods

I took out my own stitches And I think I did it right That's forty-five more dollars I can go and drink tonight You called me a monster You called me a cartoon You said you can see everything In my l