by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel And Witt

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

There are Jews in the world, there are buddhists There are Hindus and Mormons and then There are those that follow Mohammed, But I've never been one of them I'm a Roman Catholic And have been before I

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June I ache for you my darling and I hope you

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Finland, Finland, Finland The country where I want to be Pony trekking or camping Or just watching TV Finland, Finland, Finland It's the country for me You're so near to Russia So far from Japan Quit

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why... I like Chi

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Lead pirate: full speed ahead, mr. cohen! up, up, up your premium. up, up, up your premium. scribble away! up, up, up your premium. and balance the books. up, up, up your premium. scribble away! up, u

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick So t

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

The most interesting thing about King Charles, the first Is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign But only 4 foot 8 inches tall at the end of it because of Oliver Cromwell, Lord P

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too I love to hear you oralise When I'm between your thighs you blow me away Sit on my face and let my lips em

by Monty Python on album Beauty Style

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Live! At City Center

Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Four Yorkshiremen" The Players: Michael Palin - First Yorkshireman; Graham Chapman - Second Yorkshireman; Terry Jones - Third Yorkshireman; Eric Idle - Fourth Yorkshir

by Monty Python on album The Ultimate Monty Python Rip Off

Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Four Yorkshiremen" The Players: Michael Palin - First Yorkshireman; Graham Chapman - Second Yorkshireman; Terry Jones - Third Yorkshireman; Eric Idle - Fourth Yorkshir

by Monty Python on album Monty Python's Total Rubbish

Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Four Yorkshiremen" The Players: Michael Palin - First Yorkshireman; Graham Chapman - Second Yorkshireman; Terry Jones - Third Yorkshireman; Eric Idle - Fourth Yorkshir

by Monty Python on album Monty Python's Total Rubbish! The Complete Collection

Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Four Yorkshiremen" The Players: Michael Palin - First Yorkshireman; Graham Chapman - Second Yorkshireman; Terry Jones - Third Yorkshireman; Eric Idle - Fourth Yorkshir

by Monty Python on album Monty Python's Total Rubbish! The Complete Collection

Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Four Yorkshiremen" The Players: Michael Palin - First Yorkshireman; Graham Chapman - Second Yorkshireman; Terry Jones - Third Yorkshireman; Eric Idle - Fourth Yorksh

by Monty Python on album Monty Python's Total Rubbish! The Complete Collection

Good evening! Tonight's motion picture is the thrilling story Monty Python's Life of Brian. Set in naught B.C., it tells the story of the life of Brian and stars 70 camels, 48 goats, 16 chickens, 12 p

by Monty Python on album Monty Python's Total Rubbish! The Complete Collection

Good evening! Tonight's motion picture is the thrilling story Monty Python's Life of Brian. Set in naught B.C., it tells the story of the life of Brian and stars 70 camels, 48 goats, 16 chickens, 12 p

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Live at Drury Lane

Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Four Yorkshiremen" [ from the album Live At Drury Lane, 1974 ] The Players: Michael Palin - First Yorkshireman; Graham Chapman - Second Yorkshireman; Terry Jones -

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Live at Drury Lane

Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Four Yorkshiremen" [ from the album Live At Drury Lane, 1974 ] The Players: Michael Palin - First Yorkshireman; Graham Chapman - Second Yorkshireman; Terry Jones -

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Live at Drury Lane

Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Four Yorkshiremen" [ from the album Live At Drury Lane, 1974 ] The Players: Michael Palin - First Yorkshireman; Graham Chapman - Second Yorkshireman; Terry Jones -