by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Nikola Tesla vs. Thomas Edison

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY THOMAS EDISON VS NIKOLA TESLA BEGIN Step up, you'll be shocked when I spit and start static I'll rip your style and add it to my long list of patents While you were bu

by Epic Rap Battles of History, Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD on album Captain Kirk vs. Christopher Columbus

Epic Rap Battles Of History Captain Kirk Vs Christopher Columbus Begin Arrivederci Imma leave before this battle begins Cause we both know in the end which of these captains gonna win I’ll show yo

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & DeStorm on album Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers

Epic Rap Battles of History Mr T Vs Mr Rogers, begin I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang Call me BA biceps cause I’ll crush your whole gang Bring Tuesday, Friday and little trolly the

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Oprah vs Ellen

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! ELLEN DEGENERES VS! OPRAH WINFREY BEGIN! : Hey God, it's me Ellen, can I ask you a question? How do I tell my friend Oprah she's gonna get more whipped than Stedman? I'll

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Sarah Palin Vs Lady Gaga (feat. Nice Peter & Lisanova) - Single

Rap Battles of History! Sarah Palin! VS Lady GaGa! BEGIN! Ooh, boy; look what we have here. A transvestite with a keyboard, tryin' ta be freak of the year! Your voice sounds like a rooster having

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Genghis Khan Vs the Easter Bunny (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) - Single

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! GHENGIS KHAN! VS! sigh The Easter Bunny BEGIN! How you gonna battle? I invented hip hoppin'! My little tail swinging and my big ears floppin' The Easter Bunny baby, I des

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Gandalf Vs Dumbledore (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) - Single

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! GANDALF VS DUMBLEDORE!!! BEGIN YOU SHALL NOT PASS! I rap fast like Shadowfax Tom Riddle me this, you bitch How's your litle wand gonna beat my staff? I leave mics in flame

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Captain Kirk Vs Christopher Columbus (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) - Single

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY Captain Kirk! Vs Christopher Columbus! BEGIN Arivadenci I'm gonna leave before this battle begins Because we both know, in the end which one of the Captains are gonna win!

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Thomas Jefferson vs Frederick Douglass

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!! THOMAS JEFFERSON VS FREDERICK DOUGLASS BEGIN When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for a battle to commence then kaplow I hit 'em with the illness of my

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! ALEXANDER THE GREAT VS! IVAN THE TERRIBLE! BEGIN! Look alive Crème de la Kremlin's arriving Try to serve Ivan No surviving You're a land rover, I'm a land expander Here

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! WINSTON CHURCHILL! VERSUS! THEODORE ROOSEVELT! BEGIN! Bully! A challenge! I love competition! Now where would I mount the stuffed head of a Winston? I'm into fitness, dig

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe

Epic Rap Battles of Hirtory! Stephen King. Versus. Edgar allan Poe. Begin! Once upon a midnight dreary, as I spit this weak and weary I will choke this joker with a trochee till his cheeks are teary (

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Goku vs Superman

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! GOKU! VERSUS! SUPERMAN! BEGIN! Who can stop this constipated jock With the awful animation and the complicated plots? Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan? This looks

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Rick Grimes vs Walter White

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY RICK GRIMES! VERSUS WALTER WHITE! BEGIN! Carl, stay back this is gonna bad I'm bout to show this lab rat how to be a real dad a grade A MC who'll ruin your A-1 day cause Sh

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3

Vader... This is your last chance Battle me, or die! Epic rap battles of history! Darth Vader Versus Aaaadolf Hitler! Begin! Screw you, you big black cunt I'll kick your balls and your face A war on

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY BOB ROSS V.S PABLO PICASSO BEGIN! Picasso: I am the greatest the modern art Muhammed Ali. I melt faces call me MC Dali. Your whole body of work is a fluffy mountain of crap

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD on album Napoleon vs. Napoleon

Gosh, I can't believe how much of a little bitch you are, When it comes to world leaders you like literally lowered the bar. I'll rip your bones apart boneapart, turn your horse into glue, Welcome to

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 2

Spartans! Ho Let's start this! Ho Show this petty officer who's the hardest! Ho The biggest mistake that you've ever made I'll toss you like a frag grenade I'll stomp you in the face With my sandals e

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Doc Brown vs Doctor Who

RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! DOC BROWN! VERSUS! DOCTOR WHO! BEGIN! Ooh, actually, if you don't mind, it's just "The Doctor" Doesn't even really matter who. Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you! The wanna

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley

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