How's Your Bird? Lyrics

Zappa Frank
Cucamonga Years 1962-1964
How's Your Bird?
Performed by: Baby Ray & The Ferns

-(You dirty fink!)
Hey Baby,
What's the word?
Hey Baby,
Have you heard?
What's the latest?
How's your bird?

How's your brother?
An' how's your mother?
How's Aunt Funny?
And how's your granny?
This is absurd.
How's your bird?
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-(Excuse me...)
How's your bunion?
An' how's your grunion?
Now I'm stuck.
Lots o' luck.
This is absurd.
How's your bird?

How's your fern?
-(I don't love you...)
An' how's your ear lobe?
How's your nose?
-(You dirty fink!)
And your elbow?
An' how's your foot?
-(...natural fink! Find out...)
Don't forget your sister.
An' you know, like I said...

Zappa Frank
Cucamonga Years 1962-1964
How's Your Bird?