Wheatus - Truffles Lyrics

You, you think you're such a bad ass
You think you're such a rough neck
Well I saw you outside eating truffles with your mom on the patio
I think it's really sad though and tell your girl ta quit buggin' me

'Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick
In the bathroom of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band

When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in
I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in
I'm gonna win

Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno
But I gets more montequilla in a week
Than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime
You're steppin' on a land mine, you're gonna shoot your eye out

I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is goin' on
Wit your Moms in the clogs and the skirt
Wouldn't fucker for my country with a flag on her face and a stolen dick

When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in
I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in
I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in

You, you think you're still a bad ass, you think you're still a rough neck
Well let's take this outside