Wheatus - American In Amsterdam Lyrics

It's only been an hour but I think I feel the power
Tell me where do you guys wanna go to?
Well I could go for that but I need to buy a hat
I think I saw some for sale on the small streets

Can I play the game without a plan?
I think Pete has the map but tell me what's the difference?
I do not know exactly where I am

I'm an American in Amsterdam
I'm an American in Amsterdam
I'm an American in Amsterdam
I'm an American in Amsterdam
I'm an American in

Silver mushroom Jesus, he is standing in between us
Preaching words that he doesn't believe
I think that he's crackers 'cos he keeps calling me captain

And he's barking and growling at strangers
Later on tonight he's gonna turn back into Elvis
When they kick his ass out of the sex show

We play in a band that has no fans
I think Peter lost the map we don't know where we're going
I'm trying to remember who I am

I'm an American in Amsterdam
I'm an American in Amsterdam
I'm an American in Amsterdam
I'm an American in Amsterdam

I'm an American in Amsterdam
I'm an American in Amsterdam
I'm an American in Amsterdam

Mike prefers a quiet conversation in the pub
But the English are pissed, drunk and raging
"Hey bono", they said when they threw peanuts at my head

And said, "Hey prick can we try on your glasses?”
Now I am just a dork, but listen I come from New York
So I said, "Hey, what are you guys, Irish?”

We came to play the game without a plan
Pete puked on the map we don't know where we're going
I do not know exactly who I am

I'm an American in Amsterdam
I'm an American in Amsterdam
I'm an American in Amsterdam
I'm an American in Amsterdam

I'm an American in Amsterdam
I'm an American in Amsterdam
I'm an American in Amsterdam