Artist: Wesley Willis
Album: Miscellaneous
Genre: Avant-Garde
Once upon a time Kris Kringle stole a beat up Maverick parked behind my house
He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock
After that he jumped into the stolen car and started up the motor
He drove away the stolen car in hot pursuit
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief
Kris Kringle sped down West Fullerton Avenue looking for hookers
He was firewalling the throttle
When the Chicago police officers spotted the stolen
Maverick as it soon passed them they turned on their sirens
Then they went after the beat up stolen Maverick
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief
The police pulled Kris Kringle over
Kris Kringle tried to escape from the police
He was arrested for auto theft
He was whisked away to jail
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief
Kris Kringle was a car thief
Kris Kringle was a car thief
Kris Kringle was a car thief
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Mitsubishi - the word is getting around
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| Wesley Willis - Miscellaneous Album Lyrics | |
|---|---|
| 1. | Birdman Kicked My Ass |
| 2. | Cut the Mullet |
| 3. | Stop The Violence |
| 4. | Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief |
| 5. | Chronic Schizophrenia |
| 6. | Suck A Cheetah's Dick |
| 7. | Fuck You |
| 8. | Kill Whitey |
| 9. | Alanis Morissette |
| 10. | Rock And Roll Mcdonald'S |
| 11. | Rick Sims |
| 12. | Jello Biafra |
| 13. | Elvis Presley |
| 14. | Northwest Airlines |
| 15. | Rock And Roll McDonalds |
| 16. | The Chicken Cow |
| 17. | Oprah Winfrey |
| 18. | Vampire Bat |
| 19. | Oil Express |
| 20. | Rock N Roll McDonald's |
| 21. | Aftab Noorani |
| 22. | Eat That Mule Shit |
| 23. | Pantera |
| 24. | Carla Winterbottom |
| 25. | He Goes To Prison |
| 26. | New Bomb Turks |
| 27. | Dale Meiners |
| 28. | Electra 225 |
| 29. | Don't Curse In God's House |
| 30. | Plug Me Full Of Holes |
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| 1 | Playing Music Is Fun |
| 2 | I Whipped Spiderman's Ass |
| 3 | Make Me Yell At City Bus Drivers |
| 4 | Superchuck |
| 5 | War Hell Ride |
| 6 | Johnny Depp |
| 1 | AliceSunn O))) |
| 2 | Michael JacksonNegativland |
| 3 | LigeaTeam Sleep |
| 4 | VostokTan Frio El Verano |
| 5 | Roads? Where We're Going We Don't Need RoadsMarnie Stern |
| 6 | Twin Of MyselfBlack Moth Super Rainbow |
| 7 | PonytailPanda Bear |
| 8 | American Face DustBlack Moth Super Rainbow |
| 9 | Born On A Day The Sun Didn't RiseBlack Moth Super Rainbow |
| 10 | Fear Of Poor Sexual PerformanceVon Hemmling |
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