Weird Al Yankovic - The Hot Rocks Polka Lyrics

If I could stick my hand in my heart
Spill it all over the stage
Would it satisfy you, would it slide on by you?
Would you think the boy is strange, ain't it strange?

If I could win, if I could sing
A love song so divine
Would it be enough for your cheating heart
If I broke down and cried, if I cried?

I said, I know it's only rock 'n' roll but I like it
I know it's only rock 'n' roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do
I really, really, really, really, do, do, do, do, hey

Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing all right
Hear him with the women just around midnight

(Brown sugar)
How come you taste so good?
(Brown sugar)
Just like a young girl should

I saw her today at the reception
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she would meet her connection
At her feet was a footloose man

You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you might find you get what you need
You need honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues

Under my thumb, the girl who once had me down
Under my thumb, the girl who once pushed me around
It's down to me, yes, it is, the way she talks
When she's spoken too down to me
The change has come, she's under my thumb

So, goodbye ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you
When you change with every new day?
Still, I'm gonna miss you

Woo woo woo woo woo
Woo woo woo woo woo
Woo woo woo woo

Woo woo woo woo woo
Woo woo woo woo woo
Woo woo woo woo

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
(Woo woo)
I've been around for a long, long year
So many a man sold in faith
(Woo woo)

Pleased to meet you
(Woo woo)
Hope you guessed my name
(Woo woo, woo woo, woo woo)
'Cause what's puzzling you
(Woo woo)
Is the nature of my game
(Woo woo, woo woo, woo woo)

I said, hey, you, get off of my cloud
(Hey, you)
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
(Hey, you)
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
(Hey, you)
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd

Shay-do-bay, shatter
Shay-do-bay, shatter

Laughter, joy, and loneliness
And sex and sex, and sex, and sex
Look at me, I'm in tatters
(Shay-do-bay)
I'm shattered
(Shay-do-bay, shatter)

This doesn't happen to me every day, oh my
(Let's spend the night together)
No excuses offered anyway, oh my
(Let's spend the night together)

I'll satisfy your every need
(Every need)
And now I know you'll satisfy me
Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, my

Let's spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever
Let's spend the night together now
(Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, my)

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no girlie action
'Cause I try
(And I try)
And I try
(And I try)
And I try
(And I try)
And I try
(And I try)

I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no satisfaction
Satisfaction, satisfaction, hey