Weird Al Yankovic - Cavity Search Lyrics

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Songwriters: Bono, Adam Clayton, Edge, Larry Jr Mullen, Al (parody Lyr) Yankovic

Listening to the muzak hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache this is it pal, root canal

My molars are impacted I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings got twelve cavities
Can you help me? Have mercy doctor please

My teeth are a fright, got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings it's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide shoot me up with Novocaine
Help me out here 'cause I'm in severe pain

Please stop for a bit, now let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me

You validate my parking I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment for a week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon a little problem on my x-ray, oy vey

It's getting absurd, well I hope I'm insured now
Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me

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From the album: Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic

2011

1	The Weird Al Show Theme Lyrics
2	Albuquerque Lyrics
3	Alternative Polka Lyrics
4	Amish Paradise Lyrics
5	Callin' In Sick Lyrics
6	Cavity Search Lyrics
7	Christmas At Ground Zero Lyrics
8	Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics
9	Germs Lyrics
10	Grapefruit Diet Lyrics
11	I Remember Larry Lyrics
12	It's All About The Pentiums Lyrics
13	Jerry Springer Lyrics
14	My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder Lyrics
15	Phony Calls Lyrics
16	Polka Power! Lyrics
17	Polkamon Lyrics
18	Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Lyrics
19	Since You're Been Gone Lyrics
20	Smells Like Nirvana Lyrics
21	Spam Lyrics
22	Syndicated Inc. Lyrics
23	The Alternative Polka Lyrics
24	The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics
25	The Saga Begins Lyrics
26	Truck Drivin' Song Lyrics
27	Your Horoscope For Today Lyrics
28	I'm So Sick Of You Lyrics
29	Gump Lyrics
30	Aardvark Lyrics

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<table class="songlyrics" style="width: 100%; table-layout: fixed;"><col width="40" /><col /><tbody><tr><th colspan="2">Weird Al Yankovic - Miscellaneous Album Lyrics</th></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">1.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/the-weird-al-show-theme-lyrics/" title="The Weird Al Show Theme Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">The Weird Al Show Theme Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">2.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/albuquerque-lyrics/" title="Albuquerque Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Albuquerque Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">3.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/alternative-polka-lyrics/" title="Alternative Polka Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Alternative Polka Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">4.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/amish-paradise-lyrics/" title="Amish Paradise Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Amish Paradise Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">5.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/callin-in-sick-lyrics/" title="Callin' In Sick Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Callin' In Sick Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">6.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/cavity-search-lyrics/" title="Cavity Search Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Cavity Search Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">7.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/christmas-at-ground-zero-lyrics/" title="Christmas At Ground Zero Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Christmas At Ground Zero Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">8.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/everything-you-know-is-wrong-lyrics/" title="Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">9.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/germs-lyrics/" title="Germs Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Germs Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">10.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/grapefruit-diet-lyrics/" title="Grapefruit Diet Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Grapefruit Diet Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">11.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/i-remember-larry-lyrics/" title="I Remember Larry Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">I Remember Larry Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">12.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/it-s-all-about-the-pentiums-lyrics/" title="It's All About The Pentiums Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">It's All About The Pentiums Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">13.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/jerry-springer-lyrics/" title="Jerry Springer Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Jerry Springer Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">14.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/my-baby-s-in-love-with-eddie-vedder-lyrics/" title="My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">15.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/phony-calls-lyrics/" title="Phony Calls Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Phony Calls Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">16.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/polka-power!-lyrics/" title="Polka Power! Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Polka Power! Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">17.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/polkamon-lyrics/" title="Polkamon Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Polkamon Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">18.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/pretty-fly-for-a-rabbi-lyrics/" title="Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">19.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/since-you-re-been-gone-lyrics/" title="Since You're Been Gone Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Since You're Been Gone Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">20.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/smells-like-nirvana-lyrics/" title="Smells Like Nirvana Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Smells Like Nirvana Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">21.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/spam-lyrics/" title="Spam Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Spam Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">22.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/syndicated-inc-lyrics/" title="Syndicated Inc. Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Syndicated Inc. Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">23.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/the-alternative-polka-lyrics/" title="The Alternative Polka Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">The Alternative Polka Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">24.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/the-night-santa-went-crazy-lyrics/" title="The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">25.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/the-saga-begins-lyrics/" title="The Saga Begins Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">The Saga Begins Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">26.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/truck-drivin-song-lyrics/" title="Truck Drivin' Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Truck Drivin' Song Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">27.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/your-horoscope-for-today-lyrics/" title="Your Horoscope For Today Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Your Horoscope For Today Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">28.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/i-m-so-sick-of-you-lyrics/" title="I'm So Sick Of You Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">I'm So Sick Of You Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">29.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/gump-lyrics/" title="Gump Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Gump Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">30.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/aardvark-lyrics/" title="Aardvark Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic">Aardvark Lyrics</a></td></tr></tbody></table><p class="sl-credit"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic-lyrics/" title="Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics">Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics</a> provided by <a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/" title="Lyrics">SongLyrics.com</a></p>

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Weird Al Yankovic - Miscellaneous Album Lyrics
1.	The Weird Al Show Theme Lyrics
2.	Albuquerque Lyrics
3.	Alternative Polka Lyrics
4.	Amish Paradise Lyrics
5.	Callin' In Sick Lyrics
6.	Cavity Search Lyrics
7.	Christmas At Ground Zero Lyrics
8.	Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics
9.	Germs Lyrics
10.	Grapefruit Diet Lyrics
11.	I Remember Larry Lyrics
12.	It's All About The Pentiums Lyrics
13.	Jerry Springer Lyrics
14.	My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder Lyrics
15.	Phony Calls Lyrics
16.	Polka Power! Lyrics
17.	Polkamon Lyrics
18.	Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Lyrics
19.	Since You're Been Gone Lyrics
20.	Smells Like Nirvana Lyrics
21.	Spam Lyrics
22.	Syndicated Inc. Lyrics
23.	The Alternative Polka Lyrics
24.	The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics
25.	The Saga Begins Lyrics
26.	Truck Drivin' Song Lyrics
27.	Your Horoscope For Today Lyrics
28.	I'm So Sick Of You Lyrics
29.	Gump Lyrics
30.	Aardvark Lyrics

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