Hell Toupee Lyrics

Turbonegro
Retox (Dig)
Hell Toupee
Take my family across the land, but too much ass can destroy a man
See i emptied all my glands, inside the emptiness of all my fans
I spent all my testosterone givin all my favourite fans a bone
Its hard on my hair living like a dog and tonight the devil is riding a hog

Night is falling, the curtain's calling
my bio-clock is tickin' so fast


*CHORUS*
And its gonna be Hell-Toupee, can't stand losin' my hair this way
Hell Toupee, hell toupee, not now no way

Other day i was doin the bump, then i found myself takin' a dump
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It gave me time to contemplate, the state of my hair and its terrible fate
Spent my life fightin' off the pigs, drinkin' beer and smokin' cigs
stealin' riffs and a blowin' gigs, but now im stuck googlin for wigs

Skin is glowin, dome is showin, my bio-clock is tickin' so fast

And its gonna be Hell Toupee
Can't stand losin' my hair this way
Hell Toupee, Not now no way
Hell Toupee Day By Day, always thought my hair would stay great
But its way too late

[Chorus]

Hell Toupee, Razor blade, its genocide on my head today
Hell toupee, don't fade away, not now no way