Toad The Wet Sprocket - Corporal Brown Lyrics

Corporal Brown is a tall boy
Likes to go and fish
Corporal's wife was quite fat
Was a raving bitch

And I'm a bit drunk as I watch
They are yelling loud
He throws a punch

Oh Lord, what am I gonna do?
Oh Lord, what am I gonna do?

Corporal Brown was quite scared
When he looked down at her
Corporal's wife was quite dead
So he carried her

And took her outside
Dug a grave
And placed her inside
I was amazed

Oh Lord, what am I gonna do?
Oh Lord, what am I gonna do?

Oh Lord, what am I gonna do?
Oh Lord, what am I gonna do?