They Might Be Giants - (She Was A) Hotel Detective Lyrics

1, 2, 3, 4, alright, woo, ah, ha, ha, ha

She's got her ear to the walls
And she's tapping the calls
If you've got a secret, boy, forget about it

'Cause she's a hotel detective
My little hotel detective
Yeah, she's a hotel detective
Why don't ya check her out? Woo

Well, the bellhop is funky
The dumb waiter's a monkey
If there's a knock at the door, boy, forget about it

'Cause she's a hotel detective
My little hotel detective
Yeah, hotel detective
Come on and check her out, oh

Ah ha, ha, ha
She says, "She likes my face"
She says, "She owns the place"
Forget about it

'Cause she's a hotel detective
My little hotel detective
Come on, hotel detective
Why don't you check her out?

Ah, hotel detective
Come on and swing with me
Hotel detective
From the top of a tree

Hotel detective
And make me feel like a bee
Hotel detective
That's where I want to know you
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha