They Might Be Giants - Chess Piece Face Lyrics

What's gonna happen to Chess Piece Face?
There go I but for my face, all I know could be defaced
By the facts in the life of Chess Piece Face

I don't know where he lives or if he knows to sail
Or if little schemes like this one ever cross his trail
But I don't believe he's dreaming or if he cares to know
So I shudder in my lampshade

So, what's gonna happen to Chess Piece Face?
There I go but for my face, all I know could be defaced
By the facts in the life of Chess Piece Face
Chess Piece Face, Chess Piece Face, Chess Piece Face