The Offspring - Why Don't You Get A Job? Lyrics

My friend's got a girlfriend, man, he hates that bitch
He tells me everyday
He says, "Man, I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass, he works his hands to the bone
To give her money every pay day
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well, my friend, you gotta say

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Now now, why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way, ya, no way
Now, now, why don't you get a job?

I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough
'Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Now now, why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way, ya, no way
Now, now, why don't you get a job?

Well, I guess it ain't easy doin' nothin' at all, oh yea
But hey man, free rides just don't come on along everyday
(Let me tell you about my other friend now)

My friend's got a boyfriend, man, she hates that dick
(That's right)
She tells me everyday
(Woo, everyday now)
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well, my friend, you gotta say
(Gotta say)

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
(Oh)
Now now, why don't you get a job?
(Get a job)
Say no way, say no way, ya, no way
Now, now, why don't you get a job?
(Oh yea)

I won't give you no money, you'll always pay
Now now, why don't you get a job?
(Get a job)
Say no way, say no way, yea, no way
Now, now, why don't you get a job?

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