The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat Lyrics

Oh shit, get your towels ready
It's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking boat

I'm on a boat motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch
We drinking Santana champ 'cause it's so crisp
I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
This dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
I got a nautical themed, Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is real

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road
Poseidon, look at me, oh, all hands on deck
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking boat

• Anonymous

  Omg this song is sooo mad! :) Love it.
  Hahah, you guys with your comments are hilarious! :D
  And The lonely island are funny people tyvm. :)

• Anonymous

  This song is pretty funny, and represents the rap world very well. Even if they are white.

• Anonymous

  this is a awesome song !!!! it is the best song ever made in the history lol

• Anonymous

  omfg this song is da bomb we all sing dis at Northcross Intermediate which is the bomb skool btw haha lol

• Anonymous

  alriight seriously this song is f%#$# amazing if all you have to say is sh&#039t about this song with these comments why the %@$# would you look up the lyrics i mean seriously people if you don&#039t like a song don&#039t look up the lyrics

• Anonymous

  Haha this song is a f&#039ck&#039ng legend..!! F&#039ck you all..!!! Who EVA hates this song is a g&#039y f&#039ck..!!!

• Anonymous

  FIRST of all why does every one find the need to use the F word. Get an education and find a way to express yourself with better vocabulary. SECOND, why dont you all stop copying what each other say and use your brain and come up with your own opinion.

• Anonymous

  jk lol that is best song i heard in ages and people that said it&#039s bad well they are worng big time because you guys are the best you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Anonymous

  jk it was the best song i heard in the world how could anyone maked a better song than you guys you guys rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Anonymous

  This song is made of WIN!!!
  lolz, love the lonely island.
  haters, why were you looking up their lyrics if you hate them so much? Isn't that a slightly counter productive use of your time?

• Anonymous

  OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!! If you dont like this song why did you look it up? Yeah so its got dumb lyrics but so what??!!! If other people like it dont call them names. Its pathetic how people will look up song words just to diss the song.

• Anonymous

  yesterday i went out to walk my dog and it peed all over my f**king pants! DAWG MY DAWG IS WAKED WORD! SWIZZEL TO THE FLIZZEL GIZZEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Anonymous

  this song is beastly man! :) i love it.. screw all yew haters

• Anonymous

  This song is hilarious! We played it like 20 times on the boat last weekend!

• Anonymous

  bro funniest shit eva. all u hu hate it can go f*** a bush then go die in a fire.

• Anonymous

  if you dont like the song, why'd you look up the lyrics?

• Anonymous

  i love this sond and all you dicks that hate this song go and get a fucking boat your self

• Anonymous

  funnnnyyyy shit dude.

• Anonymous

  GAY.... But i like this song... it is funny a fuck... definatly one of my favorites.. lol

• Anonymous

  this song makes me laugh

• Anonymous

  this song is awesome why the hell would anyone think that it sucks?!

• Anonymous

  this is the greatest ever yo

• Anonymous

  nicee giggidy0+

• Anonymous

  I like how everyone is crying about how "shitty" this song is when I bet every single one of you listens to 50 Cent or some shit. SPOILERS: These guys have more creative talent than ANY mainstream rapper in the last fifteen years. Just because their songs aren't serious doesn't make them bad songs.

• Anonymous

  this song is fuckin stupid but if yhu high ass fuck and yhu listen to this song it is hella funny on some real type shit lol

• Anonymous

  this song is so amazingly funny. its my fav song!

• Anonymous

  are you fucking dumb. all their songs have no talent. Jizz in my pants? Dick in a box? don't talk like a smartass, the band blows.

• Anonymous

  how can people make money off this crap....no talent whatsoever....these lryics are stupid....i will admit it's a little catchy but there are people with talent that aren't being recognized because of idiots like these guys......if you're a broke person and you don't know what you wanna do with your life....write stupid rap songs like this, you'll make millions! "you can be famous and never know what talent is!"

• Anonymous

  this song is funny.
  
  its meant to sound stupid.

• Anonymous

  best damn song

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