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The Locust Lyrics

Genre: Rock

The Locust Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Off by a Long Shot
2 Well I’ll be a Monkey’s Uncle (remix by I am Spoonbender)
3 Aotkpta
4 Brand New Set of Teeth
5 #99
6 Well I’ll be a Monkey’s Uncle (remix by Sinking Body)
7 How to Become a Virgin
8 How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
9 Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
10 Head Hits Concrete
11 Well I’ll be a Monkey’s Uncle (remix by Christoph de Babalon)
12 Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
13 Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)
14 Ass Gravity
15 Well I’ll be a Monkey’s Uncle (remix by Bastard Noise)
16 Perils of Believing in Round Squares
17 Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
18 Keep Off the Tracks
19 Well I’ll be a Monkey’s Uncle (remix by Wizards of War)
20 Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
21 Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
22 Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
23 Moth-Eaten Deer Head
24 Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
25 Straight from the Horse's Mouth
26 Slum Service (Served on the Sly)
27 The Unwilling…Led by the Unqualified…Doing the Unnecessary…For the Ungrateful
28 Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
29 An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
30 Slum Service(Served On the Sly)
31 File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures’
32 Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
33 Backbones of Jack Asses
34 Well I’ll Be a Monkey’s Uncle
35 High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
36 Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
37 Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
38 Flash's Theme
39 Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
40 Flight of the Wounded Locust
41 Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)
42 Bring Your '65 Italian Carbine
43 Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
44 Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
45 Kill Roger Hedgecock
46 The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
47 Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
48 Hairspray Suppository
49 Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
50 This Is Radio Surgery
51 Cattle Mutilation
52 Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed
53 Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
54 Prepare to Qualify
55 Captain Gaydar It’s Time to Wind Your Clock Again
56 Captain Gaydar It's Time to Wind Your Clock Again
57 Sever the Toes
58 Pain Reliever
59 Well I’ll be a Monkey’s Uncle (remix by Kid 606)
60 One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation
61 Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle