The Darkness - One Way Ticket Lyrics

It was a dusty old night and I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone but my memory has chosen to omit it
A tiny voice was telling me I really should cool it
Chewing my face off talking absolute rubbish

The first line hit me like a kick in the face
Thought I better have another one just in case
Next thing I knew my heart was under attack
Bought a one way ticket to hell

And back! One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

I'm always trying to keep my vices under wraps
But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps
They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits
But my septum is in tatters and I've still got the runs

Burn for a moment then you kick like a mule
Strangers are agreeing that it was rocket fuel
Several lines are chocking like a glorious game
Bought a one way ticket to hell

And back! One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell

Stick it up your fucking nose!

Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder
Pausing long enough to snort that white powder
Wheels steering off but I'm still on track
Bought a one way ticket to hell

And back! One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell

One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell