The Capstan Shafts Lyrics

Genre: Rock

The Capstan Shafts Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Scripted Ass Collisions
2 Cavacade Of Sulk
3 When Gold Brick Twins
4 Get Honest
5 Favorite Enabler
6 Beach Delay, Or Lighten Up, Fuzzhead
7 “Lauren Behold” (A Discussion With A Stripper Over Canadian Style Health Care)
8 Lemondrop Hamstrung
9 Froth Of July
10 Hominid Stickler
11 The Onetime Milwaukee Suicide
12 The Giving Earth And Her Oils Of Love
13 To The Dreamy Pop Icons
14 The Giddy Tramps Marching Orders
15 The Complete History Of England
16 The Flowering Universe Confounds
17 Barnacle Geese
18 The Failure Of History
19 More Faults Than The Tharsis Region
20 From Revelation Skirts
21 Posters For Cat Disappeared
22 Sonny And Cher
23 Mosquito Net Worth
24 Brightest Page In The History Of Man
25 Camel Lightyears
26 Lower Costa Rica
27 Can’t You Tell A Slow Burn Woo When You Ignore One?
28 Contrary’s Mom
29 The Battle Of Metaphor
30 Brush Cleaning Boy
31 Proletariat Glow
32 Girl To Scoff World's Ills
33 Alien Hand
34 Your Hipper Default Settings
35 Goodlie Oddthoughts Journal Of Woe
36 Phase Appraisals
37 Sometimes The Horns
38 Sunshine Profligate
39 Tart Collaborative
40 Quiet Wars
41 Dukes Of The Ugly Sound
42 Failed Budhist Retreat Come-On
43 Hopeful Grows The Molehill
44 Her Novel 'Canal Zone Poetry'
45 Virgin Queen Of The Cattlemen
46 She Sees The Good In Everyone
47 He Would Die For You (If It Were Up To Me)
48 Trick Years
49 Goddess Of Provisional Affinity
50 Testy And Half-Baked
51 Big Oil Hackery
52 The Ballad Of Kid Butane
53 Five Reasons For Moonshots
54 Drunken Eagles West Coast Bash
55 Hit Me Like The Greatest Car Song
56 Sick Of Green
57 Particularly Mindsticking
58 Our Southern Ambitions
59 Grapples And Orangutangs
60 Your Wasted Is A Talent Here
61 No. 5 Aluminum Lake
62 God Is In My Bitchseat
63 Dreamily Very Later
64 Little World Saver
65 The Tragedy Of Empiricism
66 Several Dozen Engines
67 Bluejean V. Debs
68 Second The Devils Esplanade
69 Felony War
70 Chandelier Of Bad Ideas
71 Save My Down For A Sadder Day
72 The Complete History Of Greenland
73 Get Your Cat Out Of My Sunbeam
74 Everyone Plants Trees
75 Days From Work
76 No Downer For The Skein
77 Defenstration Makes Good Neighbors
78 Second Porches Can Be Closer To Mars
79 Cruel Streak Andes
80 Alien Like Paraguay
81 Sealed With A Kiss, Opened With A Crowbar
82 Trickier The Wisdom
83 Boy To Take You Nowhere
84 Crownchafings
85 Don’t Let The Motorcyclists
86 How Could China Fail?
87 The Complete History Of Ruth, Nevada
88 Shiny New Chain
89 Fates Hammer, Hollows And Powderkegs
90 Tanning Wrong
91 Drop Dead Innocuous
92 Lucky Monkey Briefs
93 Sleepcure Theory Advancer
94 Better Get A Dream Out Of This
95 The Days Don’t Pass In Wonder
96 Polyestershines
97 They Call Me Kid Butane
98 Versus The World-Hater
99 She’s The Moon Hoax
100 Dumb Bastard Parade
101 Skirt Inversions
102 Behemoth To A Flame
103 All Your Little Happenings
104 Avoiding Daddys On The Floor
105 I Don’t Like The Movies
106 Ethanol Its Cracked Up To Be
107 Too Much Shit (and Not Enough Ass)
108 Leftcoast Intolerant
109 My Family Was Welsh. I’m Just Tired
110 Vegans And Meteors
111 Kinder Springs
112 Carbon Neutral Enterprise
113 Northern Me!
114 Half-Drunk And Assless
115 American Volume
116 Death To The Martyrs
117 Miss Stelliferous
118 Great Reset Button Of Life
119 Feed Me Flowers
120 Sideagle And Supereagle
121 Cool Green Sinkings
122 The Hell With The Days Again
123 Some Good Factory Ass
124 St. Paul?
125 If She Quivers?
126 Evelyn Halfstep?
127 Dying Sun
128 “Cheery Magdelene”
129 Old Skull, New Mexico
130 Disko Bay (Good Years Left)
131 Gone City Knock Out
132 Orpheus In His Underware
133 Thinking Done
134 Landfill Dancers
135 Griefseedling
136 Champions Of Equanimity
137 Asymptonic Freedom
138 Hibiscus Wildzoo Pt. II
139 Half Of The Toys
140 Consumption Violets
141 The Stunted Kind
142 Blue Foreign Cartoons
143 Can’t Climb A Tree (without Breaking A Few Branches)
144 She Can’t Stand The Quiet (Unless It’s Me Shutting Up)
145 Hippolyte My Life
146 My Beautiful Days
147 Whatever, I’m A Miracle
148 Quarantine Lifter
149 Elected Head Of Her Anarchist Group
150 Negative Man, What’s The Anti Matter?
151 Signature Car Funk
152 The Devil's Esplanade
153 Fairwater Triumpalist
154 Anniversaries Of Genodices
155 Good Riddence, Euridice
156 Tackle Factory
157 Shaky Days, Bring Honey
158 Shimmyshake On Monster Islan
159 The Great Instead
160 Interdiction Hips
161 Fixation Protocol
162 Good Judge Of Witch Flesh
163 A Gal Called Allegory
164 Hearts To The Fore, We Storm Love Castles
165 End Title Miles Per Famine
166 Sweet Lady Of The Calmatives
167 A Bad Childhood And The Commerce Clause
168 Hairtrigger Recess Appointment
169 One Of Us Should Be Further Away
170 93 Approximately
171 The Small Of The Back The Crimewave
172 Moving Wrong
173 Going By Martian Years Now
174 Cuddleparty Renegade
175 Hip/Misguided
176 One World Government (is One Too Many)
177 Your Wasteds Are A Talent Here
178 Eyeliner Skywriting Etc.
179 Dinosaurs To Drive Off
180 The Wives Of Halloween Whiskers
181 Box Store Apologist
182 Squeals Of Resignation
183 The Day You Called Me Prety
184 Live Nudebranches
185 Your Alone Has So Many More People In It
186 Right On The Malthus
187 Good Morning, Please
188 She Paints With Both Hands
189 Finer Supercathedrals
190 Hip To The Sweet Blue World Again
191 Take Your Coat Off And Stomp For A While
192 Magical Dance Number Scene
193 Better Ways To Hang
194 Half A Bottle And A Full Moon
195 World-Hater Company Song
196 Slow Day For Reasoning
197 Sap For Clearcut
198 Middles Of June
199 Fireman Among The Eskimos
200 Among The Many Things Pinned To You Are My Hopes
201 Abandoned Drum Circles
202 Song For Monometallists
203 Auto Naval
204 Wonderful Lottery Ticket Way
205 Pick Your Dystopia
206 Flip Cup Casualties
207 Revenge Sex Theater
208 Love Pundits Bright Future
209 Catch You Next Divorce
210 Low Ceilings For Bedhoppers
211 Carrier State Anthems
212 61 Sideburns
213 Arthouse Floozy
214 Let Your Head Get Wrong
215 Upstairs With The Anti-Christ
216 The Deli Girls Give Me What I Ask For If I Am Careful What I Ask For
217 The Better She Looks The Less She Will See
218 Anthropecene Stealers
219 Hibiscus Wildzoo Pt. I
220 The Crime At The Anchorage Marina
221 ....and A Patriot's Lament
222 The Framers Blameless Enterprise
223 Ogre Finds
224 Sister Artworld Frenzy
225 The Trilateralist Told You Not To
226 The Dig Perpetual
227 My Gal Lo
228 Lessthreatening Day
229 The Lightning Boy
230 Oil Over Greenland! (Morsels Of Fortitude)
231 Light As Mantra
232 Gods Favorite Foreigner
233 Smoking Window Closed
234 Little Burst Of Sunshine
235 Perfect Bound Someday
236 Trouble To Shave
237 Playing Doctrine
238 Miss Cenozoic
239 Birthdays And Middlenames
240 Show Me Your Sunshine
241 More Lovely Than Likely
242 Voting Hopeless
243 Vulture Juice
244 Grindcore Tribals
245 Every Dog Has Its Silver Lining
246 My Family Was Welsh, I'm Just Tired
247 In Favor Of The Trees
248 Petals On An Austin Rose
249 No Threat Of A Good Time
250 The Devil's Gazebo
251 The Gourgestest Of Glorious Suns
252 Most Cultures Were Wrong
253 Sad The Gains Of Statists
254 Versus The Sad Cold Eventually
255 Gift Of Higher Aspirations
256 They Call Me The Etruskan Musket
257 Tilting At Windchills
258 Gravitational Pollster
259 What Used To Become You (Now Befalls You)
260 Drags Of Grind
261 Some Birds Soaring, Some Roasting
262 Hearthrobgoblins
263 Main Title Miles Per Famine
264 Qualms Of The Azor Bombers
265 Recovering Cheerleader, Recovering Greenpeace Canvasser
266 Red Scarcity
267 Sincere As A Windchime
268 Felony Wear
269 Personals Surfer
270 Suckers Of Twiddled Thumbs
271 Favorite Eco-Terrorist
272 Good Mood Passes
273 Use The Poets As Barricades
274 A Senator Short Of A Quorum
275 Class War Tease
276 Pome On Pg. 14
277 Jackie Relief Map
278 Clammy Handed Favors
279 Communists In 19th Century America
280 Datepanties
281 Tombstone In The Poor Choice Graveyard
282 Wilds Of Gloryville
283 Perspective Versus Evelyn
284 Gentler Trending
285 Groovy Your World View
286 Goner Alaskas
287 The Origin Of Rain
288 Three Beer Drama
289 Sarasota Vs. The Concrete Poets
290 The Worst Lessons From The Wrong People
291 Snakeskin Belt Through Loose Hoops
292 Tape-Opera
293 Aching Tiny Everywheres
294 Abomination Paint
295 Heart Your Eat Out
296 She Reads Easy
297 The Laziest Gypsies
298 She Makes Amazing Look Stupid
299 A Heart That Never Flies
300 Sacrificial Anode Rod
301 Boxwine Willies
302 Kiss-You Advocacy
303 (I Dream About You Because) You Have Such Low Standards
304 Cornflower Blues
305 Here Comes Down
306 Saddlebags And The Age Of Jesus
307 Trouble Peddling
308 Precious Dimple Refinement
309 The Strategy Of Daylight
310 Handstander In An Age Of Backflips
311 She's Kick People
312 Get Needy On Me
313 I Don’t Mind You Dragging Me Down
314 The Icecaps Of Mars (Are Just Copying Ours)
315 Successfully Into You
316 Tulipsqueaking

The Capstan Shafts Bio

The Capstan Shafts is the musical project of American lo-fi artist Dean Wells. He has been releasing material under the Capstan Shafts name since 1999, through various indie labels such as Yellow Mica, Asaurus and Abandoned Love Records. Most of his albums are very cheap (four or five dollars) or even free.
His songs are typically short, ranging in length from 45 seconds to 2 minutes, and feature a full-band sound of guitars, bass and drums, all of which are played by Wells himself. Every Capstan Shafts release to date has been recorded at home, giving the music a fuzzy lo-fi sound similar to bands such as Guided By Voices and The Mountain Goats. Despite a prolific output of recorded material (his total output amounts to ten EPs and seven full-length albums), Wells has only performed live three times. His recent album Her Versus The Sad Cold Eventually, has led to an upsurge in media interest surrounding The Capstan Shafts; the album was given four very favorable reviews on renowned music-news site Pitchfork Media by Matt LeMay of Get Him Eat Him. Dean Wells has also released a song as Vergel Tears, and has three albums under his own name. On May 2, 2008, Wells opened for The Ruby Suns and Menomena at Middlebury College in Middlebury, VT for WRMC's Sepomana 2008 concert. In 2010 the Capstan Shafts regrouped as a 5 piece band before playing shows across the U.S. east coast. Festivals dates at SXSW and CMJ followed before the band released their first studio LP "Revelation Skirts" for Rainbow Quartz Records. Recently, National Public Radio chose the Capstan Shafts as one of "5 Artists You Should Have Known in 2010"