The Calf Branders - Roadkill Cafe Lyrics

C'mon down to the Roadkill Cafe, you never can tell what's from the highway today. There's always good food on the old buffet. We got Armadillo Pie and Squirrel souffle'

Down at the Roadkill Cafe, (you always get a good meal) Down at the Roadkill Cafe
(you always get a good deal)
Down at the Roadkill Cafe
(Don't take much of your pay)
You Kill it, we'll grill it, you can eat it today...

If you hit a deer, run over a skunk, don't despair just put em in your trunk. Bring em on down to the Roadkill Cafe, one man's mistake is another gourmet.

Don't worry your head it's not grade A beef, the stuff's got protein and cholestorol relief, it's almost fat free don't cost a thing, and sometimes it's better than Burger King...