Evening falls as we roll into your town,
we set the gear up and you lay your money down.
Always a good time when the Bastards come around,
Princes of Punk, Dukes of Drunk, Sultans of the Sound!
Because we’re one for all, five for the price of one.
And we’ll drink you out of house and home before we’re done.
But don’t be upset girl, its all in good fun,
Its just the moon never sets on The Bastard Suns!
Well we don’t have two pennies to rub together, though
I’ve got a liver the size of Ohio!
But none of that matters when its time to start the show,
Beers and shots and tater tots, and away we go!