That Dog - Paid Programming Lyrics

Paid programming helps me sleep at night
Tucked in bed so tight
Paid programming helps me sleep at night
Cures me of my fright

I'd like to see Cher
Doing her hair on the air
And I'd like to see Richard Simmons
Dealing a meal and helping to heal

Paid programming helps me sleep at night
Tucked in bed so tight
Paid programming helps me sleep at night
Cures me of my fright

I'd like a Strawberry Whip De-lite
To give me pleasant dreams at night
And I'd like to see the
Vacuuming haircut machine going mainstream

Paid programming helps me sleep at night
Tucked in bed so tight
Paid programming helps me sleep at night
Cures me of my fright