Tenacious D - Cosmic Shame Lyrics

Tenacious D
Miscellaneous
Cosmic Shame
(spoken)
if i was gonna say this one thing to y'all, tonight.
I'd say, set the artist free.
I'm talking about this artist, in here.
set it free.
i'm saying quit your day job.
Now i know alot of you people here your saying
"i cant quit my day job! i got kids to feed Jack!"
Quit your day job!
Focus on your craft,
One time,
Before its all over,
you die, youve squandered it.
You fuckin' robots!

And after a couple of years
of you focusing, earnestly on your craft,
K.G and I will swoop in,
and we will encourage you,
to continue!
Or we will say stop.
And then seriously you must stop.
or penalties will be created and enforced.
cos listen.
This is the problem.

(sung)
Sometimes you follow your heart.
sometimes your heart cuts a fart.
thats the cosmic shame.
Thats the cosmic shame.

(spoken)
And i know what you are saying now.
"how come you guys are so fucking good?"
i dont fucking know and i dont like it.
i stay up going,
"ha ha ha. why cant everybody have it?"
cos this is the thing
some people learn it on the streets
some people learn it in the schools.
me and K.G we were fucking born with it holmes!.
Just check it out.

(Jack Black vocal solo)

That shit came off the top of my fucking head Y'all

(Kyle Gass) (Jack Black)
My fucking head Why
y'all
my fucking head why
y'all
my fucking head why
y'all
my fucking head why
y'all

(together)
its a cosmic shame