t-unit - I Am Debbie Lyrics

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I Am Debbie
(Chineeeeeeeese Chicken on some lo mein...)
(fikki) My name is debbie i have a pet machette, he likes to get wetty then jump in some confetti

My boyfriend is saggy, they call the man Teddy he likes to eat baggies and lick up all my sweaty
and if you find Ted you surely will find me i just cant stand the fact that old saggy's ninety

I live in a box behind a store that sells socks but every time I fart this very stylish home rocks,
it leaks when it shines and melts when it is rainy, it attracts more taliban than Mr. Husseiny

And Im a little girl who lives on pork fried rice, and I went up to a chinese man and stretched his eyes twice
then i realized that males are who i shun, but after a while i found it was cuz i used to be one

So i am telling you that I am Debbie, me, the only nine year old who weighs three ninety three
I have closed down buffets before and as I ate all I could see, but its all because I AM DEBBIE!!